schleem

Noun - Weed

Verb - To get high; to smoke or ingest weed

“Yo, did you take my schleem?”

“Yo, I’m so schleemed right now.”

by schleemer01 October 14, 2019

Schmeebs

Parts of the female human body that contain the organs that secrete milk used to feed infants. See boobs, tits, tatas.

"Ever notice that Jessica Simpson has a great set of schmeebs?"

by Rob789 May 9, 2006

schmeeckle

The act of picking one's ass with a straw to relieve an itch.

After that 3 hour movie I have to schmeeckle like a motherfucker!

by VoIP October 24, 2003

Schenectady Crispies

A cereal that was made up by Strong Bad when he answered his Labor Dabor email

Schenectady Crispies are so freakin good they taste twice! Once in your mouth and once in your asophogus

by Dumpus September 29, 2003

Schenectady

A has-been city near Albany that gave us Pat Riley and Alice from "The Brady Bunch". Used to be a very prosperous city..lots of manufacturing and the old headquarters of General Electric. Today it's largely NYC drugdealing backwater, old Irish-Americans that didnt want to leave, and some nice areas in Niskayuna. No reason to visit Schenectady outside of Union College.

I stepped in some Schenectady while walking in the grass.

by Cranky Franky September 20, 2006

Schenectady High School

Possibly one of the best places in the capital reigon of New York to get one's high school education. Schenectady has a bad reputation compared to that of the nearby Niskayuna High School, whose diversity consists of three asian students., but that is only because the local newpapers don't know how to accurately report anything. For example, when a Niskayuna pothead was caught growing marijuana in his closet, it was reported as the crime of a "local student" but when a Schenectady student starts a food fight, you can basically find they're whole biography in the article. People fail to notice that almost all student in these suburban schools are complete druggies or go out and get drunk every weekend at college parties where thirteen-year-old girls give blowjobs to every guy they meet. People also fail to recognize that Schenectady High has a very elaborate fine arts, physical education, technology, and science wings and is also in the top 5% of high schools in the nation as far as variety of class offerings go. It is also currently the only school in the capital reigon to offer a full International Baccalaureate diploma with which a certain someone, got accepted into Yale. On top of that the diversity is mind-blowing and well prepares you for all of the different types of people you will meet in life. So, top that Niskayuna and all of you other suburban schools whose success is nothing more than a cover-up of your weaknesses.

"Oh my God, did you hear about that riot at Schenectady High School? They have shootings like every day!"

"Oh my God, did you hear that girl that graduated last year from Schenectady High School got accepted into Yale?!?!"

by KissTheStars December 9, 2008

scheme

some who portrays something there not

a person claiming there this and that when in reality there just a little kid trying to scheme their actions

by Carlton Irving January 29, 2009