samsonitis

A disease of owning a "Rock" or a Samsung device

People who own rocks have samsonitis.

by Samsungsucks69 February 28, 2016

Samson

Whenever you see a Samson, you should expect to see a short (low 5 foots), american nonce.
If you ever encounter a Samson, especially if you are a little girl, you should make sure to run.
However, Samson is usually always a weeb too. Meaning you should be quite safe, as you do not look like small anime girl.

Jeff: Shame Samson had to go to jail.
Geoff: If only he didn't rape that 5 year old.

by Big-Chungus-The-Second May 29, 2020

Uncle samsonite

A creepy guy who says to a child " It's time to have some fun with uncle samsonite!" If you have watched the 30 second long video then you will know that he is clearly a rape artist. It is a CREEPY video as danachi, livichi and popachi like to say but they are also addicredit to 8t. DON'T WATCH THE VIDEO! !! YOU WILL TOONLY BE OBSESSED! !!

#IT'S TIME TO HAVE SOME FUN WITH UNCLE SAMSONITE

by Evachi May 28, 2018

Sammon

Is a term used for describing a Northern Irish cunt. Often used in reference to those who have stupid accents and believe because they use sterling that they are superiour.

James your such a Sammon

by good vibrationz December 16, 2008

Reverse Samson

A sexual act that involves a man shaving a woman's head and then expanding her temple.

Q: Whoa! Did Delilah shave her head?

A: No, man. I gave her a Reverse Samson last night!

by SRSTD April 22, 2009

Samsonfy

Verb
To waste of goodness.

You "samsonfied" your computer.

by Dr.Ryker-Legacy August 13, 2003

sampsonize

the over-analization of a question or post. Usually occurs on message boards.

You totally sampsonized my post.

by ElMysterioso October 1, 2007