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ham sammich 

Used to describe an attractive individual, particularly a woman.
See Megan over there? Now that is one fine ham sammich.
ham sammich by Tank Girl January 1, 2009

make me a sammich bitch mentality

make me a sammich bitch mentality
The state of mind that a wife-beater or otherwise angry male house inhabitant tends to dwell in. This state of mind often takes physical forms outside of a simple mentality. When one is in said state, a fury of bitch slaps and most often angry demanding remarks are hellishly unleashed onto ones life partner. Phrases such as "DON'T YOU SPEAK WOMAN!", "SHUT UP AND GET ME A BEER!", or, more commonly, "MAKE ME A SAMMICH BITCH!" are shouted at said life partner. Users of the MMASBM can commonly be described as fat, sweaty with the distinct stench of beer, stale cigarettes, and microwaveable dinners. Sometimes heavy Texan or otherwise bumfuck amuurhican accents are attributed to such individuals. Although the "Make Me a Sammich Bitch" mentality is a common and natural male process, it is frowned upon in most northern states and all of Canada. In today's world, it is not recommended for use, as the female component of the mentality may end up with 50% of your life, and both testicles.
guy 1: "so I heard Cletus has been in a make me a sammich bitch mentality lately"
guy 2: "yeah he threw his beer at his woman and told her to make him a sammich"
guy 1: "she must have been giving him lip"

Elbow Sammich 

repeated elbow strikes to a grounded opponent.
you better defend the takedowns or you're gonna eat some elbow sammiches.

Cock sammich 

1) A sandwich containing a penis
2) An exclamation, best used when something would be called gay.
1) What is the best kind of sammich? A cock sammich, of course.
2) COCK SAMMICH! I BIT MY TONGUE AGAIN!
Cock sammich by KintarosTiger November 15, 2009

poopie weiner sammich 

A chili dog. It can have mustard, mayonaise, ketchup, and many other toppings. Mustard is urine. Ketchup is blood. Mayonaise is man jelly. Chili is poopie. The hotdog is the weiner. The bun is the sammich.
JoeBob: Get me a poopie weiner sammich, GooberBoy.
GooberBoy: Would you like urine, man jelly, or blood on that?
JoeBob: I'll take some manjelly, some of your prized manjelly!

Muff Sammich 

When three homosapiens engage in sexual intercourse. Usually when the female is intertwined between the two males.
She would be a good Muff Sammich
Muff Sammich by muff mann October 28, 2003