When I was done getting a massage from that asian chick, she offered me a samurai handshake for an extra 20 bucks.
by acm210001 May 6, 2010
Get the samurai handshake mug.a situation where the train of thought is blown off track. a teacher could call on a student expecting a question relating to the math topic and the student asks a question about something completely irrelevant.
Teacher: Does anyone not understand this example of the Pythagorean Theorem?
*student in front row raises his hand*
Teacher: Yes, Student?
Student: Why are their always girls in the hallways holding hands?
Student in the Back: You just got SAMERED!!
*student in front row raises his hand*
Teacher: Yes, Student?
Student: Why are their always girls in the hallways holding hands?
Student in the Back: You just got SAMERED!!
by kjdhfs April 24, 2011
Get the samered mug.A metaphor without logic; often infused with graphic descriptions of taboo or unpleasant subjects. Typically used during mid conversation, usually resulting in an uncomfortable silence whilst the conversation participants attempt to comprehend what has been said.
During a conversation between three or more people on the topic of religion, Sam may suddenly say something like:
“Well you know, it could be worse, imagine being Prince and having to explain why you had some of your ribs removed so you could, you know, bend down and reach yourself”
A typical Samurism.
“Well you know, it could be worse, imagine being Prince and having to explain why you had some of your ribs removed so you could, you know, bend down and reach yourself”
A typical Samurism.
by Luke D Harbinson March 3, 2007
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Dude: "Can you hand me the remote on the coffee table?"
Other Dude: "I can't reach it."
Dude: "Use your Samurai Toes."
-or-
Dude: "Daaaang girl, your Samurai Toes are so gnarly, you can jack a dick off with it!"
Girl: "Huh?"
Other Dude: "I can't reach it."
Dude: "Use your Samurai Toes."
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Dude: "Daaaang girl, your Samurai Toes are so gnarly, you can jack a dick off with it!"
Girl: "Huh?"
by spam&eggs.yo November 22, 2011
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