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samurai handshake

Asian massage parlors offer this at the end of a massage, They will jack you off before you leave.
When I was done getting a massage from that asian chick, she offered me a samurai handshake for an extra 20 bucks.
by acm210001 May 6, 2010
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samered

a situation where the train of thought is blown off track. a teacher could call on a student expecting a question relating to the math topic and the student asks a question about something completely irrelevant.
Teacher: Does anyone not understand this example of the Pythagorean Theorem?
*student in front row raises his hand*
Teacher: Yes, Student?
Student: Why are their always girls in the hallways holding hands?
Student in the Back: You just got SAMERED!!
by kjdhfs April 24, 2011
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Samurism

A metaphor without logic; often infused with graphic descriptions of taboo or unpleasant subjects. Typically used during mid conversation, usually resulting in an uncomfortable silence whilst the conversation participants attempt to comprehend what has been said.
During a conversation between three or more people on the topic of religion, Sam may suddenly say something like:

“Well you know, it could be worse, imagine being Prince and having to explain why you had some of your ribs removed so you could, you know, bend down and reach yourself”

A typical Samurism.
by Luke D Harbinson March 3, 2007
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Samurai Toes

A pronounced, permanent gap between the big and index toes. Generally caused by wearing flip-flops 24/7. Usually seen in Asians and Beach Bums.
Dude: "Can you hand me the remote on the coffee table?"

Other Dude: "I can't reach it."

Dude: "Use your Samurai Toes."

-or-

Dude: "Daaaang girl, your Samurai Toes are so gnarly, you can jack a dick off with it!"

Girl: "Huh?"
by spam&eggs.yo November 22, 2011
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samurai flamenco

A bad ass superhero that has no super powers and his weapons are a multitude of office supplies that also serve as weapons for Samurai Flamenco. All of Masayoshi's weapons are based off of office supplies and usually don't harm people directly. Samurai Flamenco current position and President of the world.
by Samurai Flamenco March 2, 2015
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samsuri

you're are so samsuri . everything that you want must be done perfectly!
by monglee August 20, 2016
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samerr

Samerr is a combination of the words same and here.
Person 1: I cry to joji at 3am every night

Person 2: Samerr
by DingleShmingle December 23, 2019
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