A bartender who wears sandals and jeans, is obsessed with turning the televisions ever so slightly, and can not let you drink a beer without a coaster. He also sits with hot girls after his shifts and asks them if they want a drink, goes behind the bar to get them, and then he puts it on their tab. Big Dave Matthews fan.
by bangedyourmom69 January 18, 2017
Get the captain sandalsmug. Captain Morgan became an outlaw after murdering the person who gave his wife a pair of pearl sandals.
The hottest trend on Wikifeet is pearl sandellas.
The hottest trend on Wikifeet is pearl sandellas.
by footdad June 12, 2022
Get the pearl sandalsmug. by JTR4EVA December 2, 2011
Get the no cheese off my sandalsmug. by liddlejadde December 16, 2018
Get the Jesus Sandalsmug. A person who skirts the fine line between straight and homosexual, and knows it, but refuses to acknowledge it to any of his friends.
Dude, Benny is being such a fucking Jerry Sandal right now... When will he ever come out of the god damn closet?
by BigPenisDude69 November 20, 2019
Get the Jerry Sandalmug. the most dad shoe there is. the males usually try to be 'funny' and wear them with socks, but it just turns annoying and infuriating.
by jjanipen5 the furry August 8, 2020
Get the sandalmug. A playful way to suggest someone might not be considered suitable or desirable for a romantic relationship. Implying someone whose style or behaviour might not be considered desirable in a romantic context.
Ew, not Mike, he's such a socks-and-sandals material.
Your smile is genuinely enchanting, it's just too bad I'm such a socks-and-sandals material.
Your smile is genuinely enchanting, it's just too bad I'm such a socks-and-sandals material.
by eghuro January 14, 2024
Get the socks-and-sandals materialmug.