S&M

Standing and modelling. A sexual fetish which involves standing around enrobed in chains with whips, handcuffs and excessive quantities of leather.

It's too bad that S&M has become "standing and modelling". I'm tempted to spank whomever is responsible for this, but they'd probably enjoy that.

by bitchuck December 7, 2024

M&S

Marks and Spensers.

M&S

by plato! February 3, 2024

S&M

Social Media

The Kardashians are so into S&M!

I didn't used to be into S&M untill Chris Pratt became a Christian.
If S&M is to be believed, Melania Trump is using a body double for public appearances that she can't be bothered with.

by Fuzzybuzzzz March 13, 2019

S&M

A concert Metallica performed alongside the San Fransisco orchestra 1999. They also did an S&M2 twenty years later.

Did you hear that Metallica will be doing a second S&M this year (2019)?

Yes, I'm psyched about it! I would be cool to see it live...

Yeah, but I heard that they will stream it on cinema.

by dul_Hoter March 24, 2020

S m d t i c i y m

Suck my dick till I cum in your mouth

Girl: You look cute
Guy: S m d t i c i y m

by Kevin Alizerbtliz April 21, 2024

s+m

S+M is a soon-to-be couple formed by 2 Portuguese people, they are cute and goals

S+M are couple goals

by anonymous June 18, 2021

d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

A mental state Eminem feels typically caused by a substance where you feel like

up is down
left is right
day is night
in is out
black is white.

to and fro is side to side
are you coming or going? You can barely decide
back is forth now and stop means go
no means yes but yes don't mean no

I'm at my best, when I'm at my worst and for that I'm blessed, so every time i talk i curse because I'm discombobulated. I just took an AIDS test and the doctor said to think positive.

the cocksucking psychiatrists misdiagnosed me with plaque psoriasis because i asked them why is it my eye itches so they gave me some diet tips and viagra with side effects Really, they were just d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

by zygga April 25, 2025