rumpertumskin

A plush lizard doll played with by South Park's Eric Cartman

would you like some more tea Rumpertumskin?

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

Rupernomics

A licentious lifestyle, not bound by the concept of time and space. Covertly conducted and discreetly forgiven under the smiling cloak of campness.

Thanks for the offer, but i'd rather not as I've just returned from a last minute trip to Spain where I was supposed to meet a friend for a round of golf but it turned out he was in Mexico. Oh and please send my apologies for the Rupernomics your wife experienced when she turned up at mine with the kids for dinner at my house last night.

by MattSw September 20, 2012

Rapertunity

When the act of raping presents itself in an opportunistic way.

Man, I was jogging a back woods trail the other day and this hot chick came along and I was like, dang, what a rapertunity.

by Tbagger#1 September 13, 2011

Rumpert

Noun: a moron, somebody with questionable mental ability. To be a rumpert is to act or speak with intense idiocy and daftness.

Megan was talking about a song which she believed was real. She was being a complete rumpert.

by AuntyNana November 24, 2010

repertoire

The entire range of skills or aptitudes or devices used in a particular field or occupation.

1. A back-flip is not in my normal repertoire of moves.
2. Jill has a large repertoire of languages and dialects (not)

by Jill Banks November 29, 2006

ReperTwat

Pronounced rep-er-twat (like repertoire), this is the mental list of members of the opposite sex that you've gotten with, and with whom you could probably get again. It's applicable to any degree of action or ass that you've received during a hookup or past relationship. Like the universe, it is ever-expanding.

Two friend's speaking:

Bro 1: Brosiff, there gunna be any hot femaliens at the party tonight?
Bro 2: Cha-yeah. I'm pretty sure Lisa, Annie, and Kristen. They're all in my repertwat.
Bro 1: Jeez son, save some for the rest of us.
Bro 2: Not my fault I got a lotta tricks up my sleeves, or should I say pants.

by Nick Savoy August 8, 2009

Repertwat

The stock of bitches, hos, or other pieces of ass that a player is prepared to pimp out or on at any given time.

I got so many bitches in my repertwat, I could loan you a dozen, cousin.

by Lar5384 January 10, 2008