Rupernomics

A licentious lifestyle, not bound by the concept of time and space. Covertly conducted and discreetly forgiven under the smiling cloak of campness.

Thanks for the offer, but i'd rather not as I've just returned from a last minute trip to Spain where I was supposed to meet a friend for a round of golf but it turned out he was in Mexico. Oh and please send my apologies for the Rupernomics your wife experienced when she turned up at mine with the kids for dinner at my house last night.

Rupernomics by MattSw September 20, 2012

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Rydernomics

The art of buying a stock at a high price in hope of flipping a quick profit, then being surprised when making massive losses.

Ryder: "I bought gamestop shares at $90"
Ryder(2 hours later): "SHIT it's worth $60"
That's rydernomics for you, should have listened!

Rydernomics by DragoonFromBDO February 5, 2021

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Rupernomics • Rydernomics • Rapenomics

Rydernomics

The art of purchasing an asset in hopes of making large gains, then losing said asset and being worse off than where you started.

Ryder: "I purchased a Belt and I will be making 200 Million off this deal"
Ryder(2 minutes later): "It's gone"
Goon: "That's that Rydernomics for you!"

Rydernomics by DragoonFromBDO February 5, 2021

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Rapenomics

How rape plays a role in the American economy, stock market, and socioeconomic status: When the GDP takes it's massive, economical dick, and shoves it into the asshole of the stock market, releasing an economical semen that causes a sharp fluctuation in the DOW JONES and NASDAQ as it trickles down from the top of the socioeconomic class to the bottom.

Ever heard of Reaganomics? Well this is Rapenomics.

Rapenomics by Ronaldino Reagan June 10, 2011

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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