Maryland Oven Roast

When one deficates in anothers oven then proceeds to set it on self clean. As the oven proceeds to lock itself and burn all material the feces begins to roast like a thanksgiving turkey. This enturn ruins the oven and causes all future meals to taste like shit.

Ryan McFakin: Damn man my oven is ruined?
Harun Ali: Why dog?
Ryan: Someone gave me a Maryland Oven Roast and i can still taste that shit a year from then.
Harun Ali: Bro that sounds delish!

by HarunHater911 April 20, 2009

roast the quail

Smoke weed

The ovens on high when I roast the quail
Tell bill Clinton to go and inhale

by Poopoo420 November 29, 2019

Forced Roasting

Forced Roasting (also known as doing the "Damian") is the concept of trying to forcibly roast someone in an attempt to get attention.

Roasting should be done naturally and only when the opportunity presents itself.

*Phillip updates a status on Facebook*
"Today was a great day!"

Damian comments: Nah it was pretty shit actually.

Luke: Oh there he goes again, doing another "Damian".

Jerome: Man stop trying to do forced roasting!!

by manoftheyear October 29, 2012

joke roast

When you roast someone so hard and to try to make them feel bad.

Dude its just a joke roast; no need to get mad at it.

by jordann.brian January 2, 2016

Solo Roasting

To excel while working independently.

Robert is working alone on that project, he is on fire, straight solo roasting!

by AtwaterDaddy February 22, 2017

mime roast

To mime roast someone is to roast a person or group of people without even having to say a thing. If you ever get hit with a mime roast, consider yourself owned.

Bobby: (insert any insult here)
Reggie: *adjusts shades, points at Bob's abdomen, then expands hands from own abdomen signaling Bob's obesity*
Phillip: Holy shit, you just got mime roasted!

by Knibrock March 15, 2019

Bam Roasted

Means Bam Roasted HAHA Gracelynn

Gracelynn guess what? bam roasted.

by Dakoya April 14, 2019