Reuben

The cutest, amazingest, perfect boyfriend ever.

“Girl” oh look there’s Reuben
“Me” yeah he is amazing
“Girl” ikr I would love to date him
“Me” excuse me, he’s taken

by Hehshehehw November 29, 2020

Salty Ruben

A person who holds no Bitcoin.
Also applicable to other valuable altcoins.

"Man, there were some Salty Rubens there tonight"

"So then he started acting like a Salty Ruben when I brought up the latest rally"

"Check out this forum post... What a Salty Ruben!"

by BTCOMG June 7, 2017

ruben

very awesome hilarious down to earth loves only 1 girl always n' forever

ruben loves his chula

by pimp89 April 12, 2009

Ruben

One who re-introduced joy and happiness to a sad, lifeless lil girl from TX. An amazing individual who is a true blessing from above. Kind, gentle, sexy, smart, and funny to say the least. One who deserves all the happiness in the world and will get it if he dares to open up his heart again. Last but not least, the man that I am madly in love with.

There's only one example...Ruben himself.

by His Precious February 4, 2010

Ruben

Usually a Mexican male who uses his hairy beard to suduce women for anal... if this does not work he then preforms soccer techniques and begins to juggle a ball... and then asks the girl to juggles his :P

if she doesn't fall for u pull a ruben.

by rubentj April 21, 2008

Reuben

Your Lord and Saviour.

"Whoa, that was close!"
"Thank Reuben that didn't happen."

by Rakelan October 30, 2017

Reuben

Reuben is a Beautiful Spanish male; one who has an insanely large cock. Every girl wants him, every guy wants to be him. Good at performing and a passion for good music. A truly amazing dude, the best to be around and party with. He looks super hot in anything he puts on (including nothing) and is the best kisser and love maker. Probably the most awesome person ever. Is good at many things, and very original.

Girl: god he is sexy
Girl 2: yeah his names probably reuben

by Hahahahahaahjswoeijos October 23, 2013