Reverse Teddy Roosevelt

Like the Teddy Roosevelt, but you use the sandpaper as a female condom instead.

One guy: Dude, why is the skin on your penis gone?
other guy: I just got a Reverse Teddy Roosevelt

by Dreznych December 11, 2010

Boom Roasted

Synonym to burn, dissed, and owned, usually stated after an insult to a person.

Guy #1: Hey sexy, what are you doing tonight?
Girl: Not you.
Guy #2: BOOM ROASTED.

by Hotdayumm December 6, 2009

spit roaster

when two guys are nailing the same chick from opposite ends, making her look like one of those little pigs they cook on a stick in hawaii. This is also referred to as a pig roaster and can easily be converted to an eiffel tower by the guys high fiving each other over her back.

Jeff and Ben pulled a spit roaster on Lisa last weekend but Ben doesn't want to talk about it since she's his sister.

by snakes69 January 8, 2008

Rooster Cube

A school and work appropriate term describing one who blocks another from a sexual encounter. "originally spread in Iowa"

He came in when I was alone with her, " goddamn rooster cube! "

by RC3Industries October 10, 2009

pig rooter

Man who will fuck any girl, regardless of how fat and ugly she is

Oh man, that guy is a total pigrooter, did you see the fatty he did last night?

by Phil Bailey April 13, 2005

blow job rooster

A great girl/girlfriend who wakes you up before you need to get up by sucking your big fat cock every morning. BJ Rooster works fine as well

Me: man that girl ive been seeing is such a Blow Job rooster. Everday at 7:55am.
Your Dad: stop fucking my wife.

by kill yourself please October 3, 2005

roosevelt highschool

The most boujiest school it’s really lame the students don’t gaf all of them always higher than their grades. The teachers and staff act like they care but they just there for the money. Some teachers let you have a passing grade just so you won’t be stuck with them for another year. You can walk freely around the school anytime no one will tell you nothing. Has a lot of hoes and fuckboys too that have stds. bathrooms where they have sex and really dirty

ew y’all go to roosevelt highschool

by saggyytiddies September 30, 2019