rook

rook means a beautiful girl who is really cute and segsy

dank rook is so segsyyyyyy

by rookisegsy July 23, 2020

rook town

Phrase used when someone makes a rookie mistake or just does something generally dumb.

You see Kevin crack his beer before making the shotgun hole?

Yeah man, fucking rook town

by Jimmothy Harbaugh April 24, 2017

Rooking

A specific type of single line dry humor that is primarily used by fathers.

Rooking is a pejorative term to describe a corny or predictable joke, typically a pun. Generally inoffensive, Dad Jokes are traditionally told by fathers among family, either with sincere humorous intent, or to intentionally provoke a negative reaction.

No one:
Absolutely no one:

Rooking: posting something corny as similar to dad jokes but for some reason is funny.

by Rooking July 22, 2023

Rook

the chess pieces that has a bigger **** than you

All the ladies want my rook

by Rooklover69 May 22, 2022

Rook

A bloody fart.

Bro, did you rook on me?

by Fartmagee January 5, 2023

Rook

Rook is either guy/girl who is too cool for most people. Queen/King of Sarcasm. They are also extremely badass and know karate. they hate Scooby Doo.

“You just missed it! Rook just knocked the shit outta some guy!”
“Did she/he use karate?”
“That and other cool shit I ain’t ever seen”

by scoobydoosalias June 13, 2020

bully-rook

A bully-rook is basically a old ass way of saying some is your homie or your best friend dating all the way back to mideval times, it can also be used in the context of a person or a group of people being childish or disruptive.

"Hey do you need help fixing your produce stand? I have a bully-rook by the name of Arthur who can help you out across the road!"

"Look out for those bully-rooks over there... They're always causing trouble in town you would want to get mixed up in their infantile rubbish"

by Butter Toons November 17, 2021