ritz

A kid kind of like a toned-down scene kid. Not as obsessed with "dinosawrz" or Hello Kitty, but still pretty sceney. They typically wear skin-tight white jeans or white denim skirts, but sometimes they'll wear tight light blue jeans or skirts.
Any shirt from Wet Seal is acceptable "ritz" wear.
Their hair's not as dramatic as the scene kids, either. It's either brunette with blonde highlights or all blonde. It HAS TO be chin to shoulder-long and straightened with side bangs that almost fall over their eyes, but not quite yet.
The boys don't wear make-up, but they will use as many hair products they need to keep their hair perfect.
For shoes, anything Converse or ballet flats is good. For Converse, they have to be doodled on and look a thousand years old or you'll be called a poser.

Oh my god, that ritz kid looks so weird today. I mean, who wears white jeans?

by Ella Waver June 17, 2007

Blumish it on the ritz

Blumish it on the ritz is were you smoosh balls into a juicy net (mainly whilst you are having a little strok)

Blumish it on the ritz fam

by Famstrokern March 9, 2017

Ritz

A collective term for all sensitive areas of the body; mainly genitalia I.E. testicles, nipples etc.

God I fucking hate Josh Engleman. I wanna run into him in a dark alley so I can kick his ritz in!

by A Legitimate Dictionary January 12, 2009

rotz

To describe something that is rotten; short for rotten;awful;putrid, raunchy. noun, adj.

used in a sentence "my rotz" means my rotten ass, if you say "thats rotz" it means you despise that object/thing, or that is rotten/awful.

by Dana Erickson May 25, 2006

ritz

Oooooh look at me my username is NotoriousSlacker and I'm too stupid and uneducated to spell right.

- hey y'all look @ me im stupid
- ya we know your stupid

-oh oh im defining some word and im doing one hell of a poor job doing that
-ya we know thats why we call u stupid

by mynamealright January 9, 2005

ritz

something you'd say when a situation occurs that leaves you speechless.

SCENARIO 1
1. "hey dude, that girl is choosing on you"
2. "who, I don't see anyone"
1. "dude the chick on the left"

(points to obese girl)

2. "ritzzzzzz"

SCENARIO 2

(at party)

1. "DUDE!!! the keg is tapped!!!"
2. "......ritzzzzzz"

by Albatroz Benetiz November 20, 2010

Putting on the Ritz

Taking Ritz crackers, shitting on them and then feeding them to your partner.

Hey bob, yesterday I was Putting on the Ritz.

by Kory Cinder June 30, 2009