Rolfesque

Of or pertaining to an archetypical father figure, particularly in the manner of conversational entrapment, or in the description of punishments designed to restore value systems of a bygone era in American history.

The way in which he reinitiated the conversation after every natural lull was very rolfesque.

The punishment, designed to keep his children away from digital pleasures, was very rolfesque.

by kdabr February 26, 2011

ROLF

An acronym that is short for "Rolling on Leather Furniture". Typically used for things like instant messaging and text messaging.Is very popular among the rich or tacky, since they are the typical owners of leather furniture.

Person 1: I was speaking to a peasant today, and he told me he didn't know what an omelette du fromage was!

Person 2: ROLF!

by haha4187 July 18, 2006

roflfuck

When you have a one night stand with someone who is ugly.

DUDE! Last night I roflfucked this girl!

by roflchickkkk October 7, 2009

Roelof

A name which is a misspeling of rolaefdf, which secretly is the actual name of anyone who says they are called Roelof.

He is a mean, annoying, little baby cunt.

His job is to ruin the Minecraft servers of small kids because he is an asshole.

Wow, that was an annoying little cunt.
Yeah, it probably was a Roelof.

by BroodjeXlIsVeryStupid May 16, 2022

Rolfe

To eat takeaway every day of the week and then keep eating afterwards.
Also known as a term used in conjunction with the halo mode "team slayer". Cant happen after 10 o'clock though.

That Guy is such a Rolfe

by eflor yug March 5, 2008

Rolf Harris

A fag that ruined two very good songs (Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody and Led Zeppelin - Stairway to Heaven). He decided to put a "Wobble Board" and a digeridoo solo in Stairway to Heaven. Although he did this to Stairway to Heaven, he didn't do much to Bohemian Rhapsody. He did alot of other stupid things like signs his artwork with a caricature of himself as a kangaroo which is named "Rolfaroo". Look up more by searching for him on google.

Rolf Harris is one of the most retarded people you'll meet.

by shadow77110 December 1, 2006

Roel Wissing

Fucking gay

Person1: You are Roel Wissing, you dag.
Person2: *dies*

by Nietthomas September 11, 2018