River Song

Verb
To watch the episodes of a TV series out of order, usually spoiling the story for yourself and sulking about it.

Derived from River Song, a companion (wife and killer as well) of the Doctor who met him in the wrong order all the time. Time travel does weird things, you know.

Jim: Dude did you hear, Jacob watched season 3 before season 2.
Craig: Damn man, he totally River Song-ed the series. Now he's going to go on about how everything was so predictable.

by leodiction June 1, 2014

Riverbaby

Riverbabies are the best fandoom ever!👑
They are sweet,caring,kind,amazing,beautifull and nice!💕
They deserve to be notice by Riverdale cast!And deserve to meet them!😍
They deserve all the best things in the world!💜

If someone say something rude about Riverdale the riverbaby is strong and igbore them!✌

by Riverxbeautifull July 18, 2020

Spanish River High School

School in Boca that actually isn’t that bad because literally all the teachers are super nice but you end up hating the school because all of the white “wood field rich kids” are annoying af and think their the shi, or the white/Hispanic kids who try to act ghetto and say the N word and no one does anything about it. Literally everyone in the school tries to fit in or act “cool” by doing drugs in the bathroom 24/7 but that’s fine because then the normal kids who actually care about their life will actually get into a good college because all the drug addicts will either all be dead by their 20s or ruin their life and not be able to fix it. Also everyone in this school either all looks the same or their ugly there is only that 5% of kids who are actually decent and the school is filled with thirsty guys trying to get laid or girls that are hoes and just want to show of there 13 year old body’s that aren’t even developed. In conclusion the school isn’t a bad school if you were able to remove all the annoying ass kids and only leave like the 60 normal people.

Guy 1: Yo you know Spanish River High School

Guy 2: oh ya that one school filled with those white wanna be rich kids

by kid who actually cares June 17, 2019

Alicia Rivera

A character in the popular tween books, The Clique Series, Alicia is second-in-command, or a "beta", of the main characters' clique. She's also what Lisi Harrison, the author, calls a "Spanish Beauty". She has big boobs, a gorgeous face, and is taller than most of the other 12/13-year-old girls. Alicia is obviously popular with the boys in the books, for those reasons.

Despite the fact that Alicia is hott, rich, and stylish, she is still almost always left with the "2nd" position, Massie Block taking first.

Boy: I wish Alicia Rivera was real, she's so hott.
Boy 2: Dude, you read that series? You're a fag.
Boy: ...

by Ann O'Nonymous June 27, 2008

Okkervil River

An awesome band who's music should be much more popular than it is. Go listen to Black Sheep Boy, The Stage Names, or The Stand Ins, and be amazed.

Okkervil River is similar in sound to Shearwater, The National, The Decemberists, Fleet Foxes.

by Mugs! December 20, 2008

River J

An ignorant homosexual who often tries to troll people online, to no avail. If you see a River J, your best option is to ignore them and/or get away as quickly as possible.

I saw a River J last night, he was trying to troll on NextGenUpdate.

by 0verload June 23, 2011

Rivaldo

Rivaldo is a cute love able guy everyone thinks he’s cute and everyone just calls him cute he’s one of the best boyfriends he’s nice cute funny sexy and hot Rivaldos are the cutest person you will ever meet

Rivaldos really cute

by Andrea Rodriguez October 21, 2019