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by Ririkooo May 31, 2020
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Jess Ritz

A woman who seems to attracked every black man possible. Shes a vegetarian and a chronic alcholic. Dont give her your tshirt cause she will sell it. She likes to smoke crack and worship satan. She rides a scotter around the skywalks of st. paul. She loves "hey delia" by the Plain White Tees, and rob jenkins
Yo you are straight up rockin that scooter like Jess Ritz
I dont eat meat, just like Jess Ritz

I WANT TO SMOKE SOME CRACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and be cool like Jess Ritz
by jessZILLA August 8, 2009
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Ritz Carlton

A Stylized 420 Name for a Pen Pipe.
A type of MacGyver

A Pen that has its parts removed to store & smoke Ganja.

The name originates from the use of pens by Upper Crust stoners.

It was perfect for "classy concealment" of Marijuana especially during increased drug busts in the 20th Century.

When smoked, it looked just like a simple cigarette or cigarette holder.
Watson: "Is that a Pen you are smoking out of"?
Reginald: "More than just a Pen dear Watson, 'tis a Ritz Carlton ;)"
Watson: *snubs*
Reginald: "And He'll never know."
by Droid Vinyl April 30, 2012
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the ritz

A 5 star prison commonly used by corrupt authorities in order to imprison their VIP (also corrupt) cousins.
Saudi Prince Al-waleed bin Talal, arrested last month on corruption allegations, is currently held up in the Ritz.
by MBA010 May 2, 2018
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Ritzville

The most boring little town right between Spokane and Moses Lake. Not fun at all and very tiny.
Person1: I'm from Ritzville, Washington
Person2: OMG, I am SO sorry. D:
by smashlee(: December 10, 2010
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Putin on the ritz

The annual Russian festival where the Vladimir Putin is feted royally while the poor roam the streets looking for morsels.
``Come one, come none to the celebration Putin on the ritz.''
by tirtle March 28, 2017
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Ritz Cracker

(n.) A synonym for the biggest white guy alive
Johnny: This is preposterous!
Timmy: DUDE SHUTUP YOU SOUND LIKE A RITZ CRACKER
by Dat Dude January 28, 2005
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