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Matpat retiring

A very sad moment for everyone but good on him for leaving his occupation to spend time with his family
Friend: hey did you know Matpat is retiring

You: Ok Matpat Retiring
by HelpImHavingAStroke January 19, 2024
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Retiring A Pencil

The act of no longer using a pencil that was in your backpack as a way to remember an event that happened during class. If something memorable happens, you take the pencil out of your backpack and leave it to never be used again to keep the memory.
After Fred saw three kids get sent to the office, he then was retiring a pencil that was in his backpack.
by WeUsedToPlayHouse April 14, 2023
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retire

The word or slang "retire" means give up basically.
Retire lil bro
You gotta retire after that one.
by haunter120 December 12, 2023
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Retirement Zombie

A person who is using a legacy bank that limits what they're allowed to invest in to save for retirement.
Hal almost lost his entire 401(k) to fees because he forgot to roll it over when he switched jobs, he's a retirement zombie!
by Retired Satoshi September 25, 2023
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Retiring to the garden

Something a middle class English woman will say when about to go to the garden to smoke a cigarette.
M: Jimmy, darling, I'm retiring to the garden for a moment. Will you be joining me?

J: That would be marvelous, mother! Shall I put the kettle on?
by Flokiko August 4, 2020
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Retired spectator

A rapper who dropped rapping/releasing rap songs yet is still brought up in conversations related to rap
50 Cent is an example of a retired spectator in rap
by YuOfTheNight August 17, 2022
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Quiet retiring

Quiet retiring is the same as quiet quitting except the individual is working towards retirement and they are tired of putting in all the extra work and getting nothing more or earning anything more. This fall for someone that’s within 1 to 5 years of retirement from there career and even possibly 10 years depending on their job and or age.
Person one: I’ve noticed Paul has been slowing now and just getting by with the workload.

Person two: Yeah, he’s quiet retiring now. He’s just a few years away from the gold watch.
by Hankscolts August 19, 2022
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