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revemption

the combination of both revenge and redemption, used when given the opportunity to win a competitive game against an opponent who previously beat you.
can we play another game of catan tonight? i want a shot at revemption after last time.
by Scout the Clout August 3, 2019
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redoption

When someone gives back a child or animal that they have adopted.
That kid I adopted was ugly, so I put him up for redoption.
by mygirlLiLi123 November 18, 2011
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receptioning

I'm receptioning today at work.
by the master of you September 18, 2014
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Receptionist

Used as a verb, to give someone a receptionist is to hold out your open hand, palm up - in a cupping gesture - when they're walking towards you. This works best when they are either gay or unsuspecting of your receptioning. The receptionist is complete when they unknowingly walk into your palm so that their testicles, or in the case of clothes their crotch and associated parts, fit snugly into your hand. The receptionist may then maintain a hold, release, or squeeze twice while reciting "Honk," depending on the occasion.
Yo watch this *holds out hand, palm up.
What are you doing?
I'm gonna give Eli a receptionist.
*Eli walks towards person, his balls land in their palm*
Receptionist completed.
by DickPick3000 February 27, 2011
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redumptious

joe: my moms a dyke, she wont let me go to the party.
franklin: yeah thats redumptious

the test in language was redumptious

that kid has a redumpious haricut, it looks like shit.
by bitchwannafuck February 25, 2008
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Immaculate Reception

Is when you poop and you go to wipe your butt but the toilet paper comes back clean on your first wipe.
It's a good thing I had an immaculate reception because there was only three squares left on the roll.
by Kiloh Jonson December 31, 2008
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redumption

When you take two (or more) dumps in the top part of a toilet before it's cleaned out.
I took an upper deck in that asshole's toilet, but I still had to poop... so I committed an act of redumption.
by Harry J. Ballsonya February 7, 2008
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