Luke Skywalker knows nothing of the force in the morning, meets Obi Wan, learns a bit about the force. Thinks he's a jedi by tea time. Such a guardian reader!
by Gavgav86 September 11, 2020
Marxist fool incapable of processing information and reads to Guardian to remain insulated in his stupid. A cross between Harold Shipman and Coco the Clown, with the core Marxist beliefs of Hitler or Lenin
No way would the Guardian Reader attempt to live in a socialist paradise like China or North Korea. Or use soap.
by Maggie T April 03, 2024
by WitheredRevelation February 01, 2021
Person one: LOL, I THOUGHT ABOUT THE QUEEN CRACKER!
Person two: BRUUUHHHHH, YOU MIND READER!
Person one and two: NO, YOU!
Person two: BRUUUHHHHH, YOU MIND READER!
Person one and two: NO, YOU!
by 1306sierestymnabruidk January 10, 2023
A Mind Reader is a person or machine that can tell what other people are thinking. Three things a mind reader should never do is, reveal their secrets, disrespect privacy, and gossip.
Josh: “Hey mind reader! How do u read minds? Tell me your ways!!”
Mind reader: “I shall not it is wrong for me to reveal my secrets.”
Josh: “I understand and respect that.”
Mind reader: “I shall not it is wrong for me to reveal my secrets.”
Josh: “I understand and respect that.”
by Oxford Dctnry August 16, 2019
The Mind Reader was engaged to Quincy Jones’ daughter Rashida Jones and began his career working for John Kerry in 2004.
by Coop Dupe January 01, 2020
When you use yo tongue as a credit card and you lick yo womans pussy as a reader and everytime you go up and down she makes a beep sound
by toapt July 19, 2024