Jelly Ring

A dirty anal region. An unclean balloon knot. One marred with sweat and fecal remnants.

I went down on Rachel to her her lucious booty but found a jelly ring and sent her to the shower.

by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

Ham Ring

The anus. The bunghole. The sphincter.

Rachel just got her ham ring bleached. It's pretty.

I'm going to fist his ham ring good tonight.

Better put on a condom before you bust her ham ring. She's had a few warts in the past.

by Eaton Holgoode April 10, 2017

Bum Ring

A more polite term for the word asshole.

"Eugh, Jerry... You're such a fucking Bum Ring."

by Baxtermikasa October 9, 2018

rim ringer

A fart that is so forceful it stings your asshole upon release; typically caused from your butt cheeks being pressed together very tightly.

I was laying in bed and gave myself the worst rim ringer. I was in tears.

by Ellen D. November 20, 2022

Dig Racing

Type of racing where two or more cars start at a dead stop.

Drivers who know how to race, race from a dig.

I like Dig Racing because roll racing is for people who can't race for shit.

by RaceStanza November 14, 2014

ring knocker

A slang term for military college or university graduates. It refers to the large graduation rings that are usually worn by said persons, and to the tradition of knocking the ring on a table to quiet a boisterous room.

Carl just graduated and got commissioned... and now he's SUCH a ring knocker.

by K...! May 13, 2006

dirt ring

The visual display of a combination of sweat, crystal meth residue, cat urine, and hair grease formed into a ring that circles one's neck. Most commonly found on hitchikers, Michael Moore followers, hippies, and homeless bums. The worst cases of this can even be seen on a black shirt, although most are seen on "Bush is the devil" semi-white t-shirts. Although this is a visual phenomenon, one usually knows of an approaching dirt ring simply by the smell of sour sausage and dirty socks. For best examples of this occurrence, spend some time in the greater San Francisco area or in Greenwich Village.

Person 1: Hey, do you smell that?

Person 2: Holy shit! What smells like ground fish and asshair?

Person 1: It's that dirtball over there protesting the Republican National Convention! His dirt ring is so big it looks like a neck brace! Anyone have some Febreeze?

by Senor Musk September 18, 2007