Jack-Ransleyophobia

When a guy (usually named Jack Ransley) is placed into a situation with a lot of tension surrounding it (usually social issues with girls involved).

Side Effects may include any of the following:
- Looking like a hulk (though having no muscle. (Does not include Green body)
- Scaring the Brisbane public at cinemas
- Punching holes in walls

Jack Ransley - "I was so pissed off last night when my ex showed up with her friends"
Guy 2 - "Damnnnnnn, How did it go?"
Jack Ransley - "Let's say they have Jack-Ransleyophobia now"

by Hakumai November 9, 2016

pink rattlesnake

A pink rattlesnake is usually found in the western united states (but can be found anywere), behind any bar by very drunk girls, often held in the hand of it's captor when removed from it's hiding spot and displayed for them to see. This snake is a spitter not a biter.

Guy: Have you ever seen a pink rattlesnake?

Drunk Girl: No?!
Guy : do you wanna see one?

Drunk Girl: Yes!
Guy: Let's go out back and I'll show you one.
Drunk Girl: OK!

by Scorpio Scorpion January 22, 2018

sac rattler

When a dude farts and it rattles his nuts

My balls were itchy so I cut a sac rattler and it fixed it

by Sacrattler May 26, 2018

Julius randle

The man I have a jersey of, or in better words the man who dribbles more than gio wise

Julius randle is a beast but takes too much shots.

by Big fat grandpa December 23, 2021

Rufford Rattle

The noise of a damaged engine caused by trying to wade through the Rufford Mill Ford in Newark, Nottinghamshire. In most cases, the water level is deeper than anticipated and their vehicles air filter sucks in water and damaged the internal parts, mainly the valves and conrods. This is usually caused by the driver thinking it will look "well sick" going through the Ford at high speed, mainly for the crowds pleasure.

"Ouch, he didn't realise how deep the river crossing was did he?"
"Nope, he's surely going to get the Rufford Rattle now!"

by CptConnor January 11, 2022

rattlesnake

a person who has done you over, ripped you off or in someway been a real slack bastard to you

Johnny, you fuckin' rattlesnake

You're a rattlesnake, and your full of shit, i fuckin' hate you, 'cause you're a rattlesnake!!

by Dimp Paddy December 29, 2003

Rattleback

The effect produced when a car bumps its sound system loud enough to shake the whole car, and rattle the trunk. Most common in shitty Hondas and Toyotas, driven by douchebags that try to be gangsta or cool.

1. "Man will you look at that tool, driving around with his rattleback going"

2. "Dude check out this sick sound system I got! it totally gives me rattleback"

by Mikey The God October 10, 2011