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wrong way to run a railroad

To exclude someone based on rumors or urban legends is the wrong way to run a railroad.
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I'm going to drive a railroad spike through my skull

A phrase often said after a friend or loved one has said something so incredibly so atrocious you would feel better off just not being there.

Often used in place of phrases like "Shut the fuck up" "That was the dumbest thing I've ever heard" and "You are a disappointment."
Beta: "That's pretty poggers!"

Schligma: "I'm going to drive a railroad spike through my skull."
by WatterBottles February 10, 2022
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southern-railroad

The act of causing a distraction while you stick it to Whitey. Based on the phrase "Underground Railroad," made popular by Harriet Tubman.

"That store was overpriced, so me and my friends gave them the Southern Railroad."
I was hoping for a nice walk home but I got the southern-railroad while walking by the projects.
by mainstreamethnic September 17, 2013
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Railroading

A railroading is when you seek up on someone in the middle of the night and scare the crap out of them.

To have this happen to you is to be railroaded.
Hey man, are you okay? You look pale.

Yea man a guy just walked up on me and railroaded me. Scared the crap out of me that railroading did.
by SwampFox56 November 19, 2022
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Railroad Relationship

A relationship where everything is one sided. Only one person in the relationship is initiating things and moving the relationship forward. The relationship only goes one way, like a train, nothing is ever returned.
Yeah, I just got out of a “Railroad Relationship.” She would just wait for me to do EVERYTHING. I couldn’t take it anymore.
by sickomode88camino January 26, 2020
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Railroading

Anal sex by a large train. Woo-woo!
"Open the Station cause here comes the train bitch! I'm doing railroading today!"
by Chain Furious May 15, 2020
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Vintage Railroading

You fellas for some Vintage Railroading tonight??
by Dirks!!! October 8, 2025
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