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Bride Plumping

Brides that purposely fatten up their bridesmaids in order to look the hottest on their wedding day.
Kerri is Bride Plumping her bridesmaids. She takes them out for fast food and bakes for them all the time so she can be the hottest on her wedding day.
by Virgin Radio June 15, 2011
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like pumping

When you keep setting one popular profile picture 3 times a week. Could potentially become a mental gym.
- Darling, are we gonna sit and finally eat?
- Sure Sweety, give me one more second! I am setting my page for like pumping. (Sets an already existing profile pic with 130 likes as default)
by Banja Luka Forever February 22, 2014
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pumping a grumpy

1. fucking the shit out of an old dude until he has a heart attack

2. tryin to insert your dick into a frisky squirrel.
"I caught that whore fucking my grandpa!"
"Yeah man, she was pumping a grumpy"

"Last night i was pumping a grumpy, and the mother fucker bit me"
by Big Jerms August 23, 2005
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pumping the shark

Pumping the shark means having sex with a shark.

Not a recommended activity.
Zombo emerged from the water all chewed up.

"What happened to you?" asked Zongo.

"Pumping the shark," said Zombo, tucking his badly mauled wally back into his trunks.
by scodder June 3, 2010
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ear pumping

inserting the dick in the girls ear and having sex with it
"hey babe, to practice safe sex, how about we try ear pumping?"
by asdf12341234123412342 May 5, 2010
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Pussy pumping teccas

I’m going back to my hotel to practice my pussy pumping teccas
by Teccas November 6, 2017
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Pumping

"Man, I hate visiting relatives. Pumping is even more embarassing than pugging."
by Joe hender August 16, 2008
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