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Purple Jerkin

The act of twisting one's penis until it's purple, then masturbating furiously.
"Yo, I'm straight purple jerkin right now."

"Last night I purple jerked so hard I popped at least 8 blood vessels."
by Tungsten Pimp January 19, 2022
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purplemonkeydishwasher

A nonsensical phrase uttered at the end of a 'Telephone-pass it on' gossip game/parody in an episode of The Simpsons.

*In "The PTA Disbands", an episode of The Simpsons, Bart attempts to spread "Skinner said the teachers will crack any minute" throughout the crowd of Springfield Elementary School teachers. By the time it reaches Mrs. Krabappel, it has turned into "Skinner said the teachers will crack any minute, purplemonkeydishwasher."

*Taken from Wikipedia
Skinner says the teachers will crack any minute purplemonkeydishwasher
by Todd D-izzle December 7, 2006
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the purple character

The purple character is charismatic and alluring, but most likely only interested in themselves. They're imaginative, powerful, cunning, probably sarcastic, and most likely a villain or somehow aligned with one. They're not motivated by power, like Reds, or by intimacy, like Blue. They're quite selfish really but hey at least they're hot.
Person one: i love the blue characters, like Percy Jackson!

Person two: i like the purple characters... like Katherine from TVD. The ones that would stab me for chewing too loudly, ya know?

Person one: seek help...
by peachfrog March 8, 2021
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purplepilled

When truths and lies are mixed together, and you can't tell which is which.

Also when reality and unreality are not easy to distinguish, due to you taking a shit ton of hallucinogens, or just having a complete psychotic breakdown.
Doesn't matter what your political views are, we all been purplepilled before.

I took more than enough DMT to kill a horse, and now i'm purplepilled.
by K-Dogg1 March 29, 2019
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deep purple

A hard rock band formed in 1968 that featured (in the Mk II lineup) Ian Gillan on vocals, Ritchie Blackmore on guitar, John Lord on keyboards, Roger Glover on bass, and Ian Paice on drums. Deep Purple is known best for their song "Smoke on the Water" from the Machine Head album. Other popular Deep Purple songs are "Hush", "Fireball", "Black Night", "Highway Star", "Woman from Tokyo", and "Perfect Strangers" just to name a few. Deep Purple are often considered the pioneers of Heavy Metal music.
Deep Purple is one of the few underrated classic hard rock bands that still churn out great sounding music that doesn't have that God awful "modern rock" or "nu-metal" sound.
by signull May 27, 2006
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herpel purple

To be a herpel purple, you must be off-the-wall insane, amazing, life-changing, a great friend, real, a sexy beast, and super pretty.
Audrey is such a herpel purple!
by cowabunga:) June 25, 2009
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Famous giant puple stuffed worm in flapjaw space

When there was a glitch in Arsenal Gear this is all Colonel Campbell could think about.... other than scissors..... and his past life as a burrowing worm..... and VR mission 59 to infiltrate Galuade and save Meryl....
"I hear it's amazing when the famous giant purple stuffed worm in flapjaw space, with a tuning fork, does a raw blink on Hairi Kairi Rock! I need scissors!! 61!!" Colonel Campbell
by Austin B. January 31, 2005
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