by sussybakabaddie69 November 22, 2021
Get the pun yimug. A situation where multiple people diverge from the topic on hand to deliver a barage of puns that distracts from the topics and disorients the topic originator.
Person A: "I read in the news this morning that a blind man was hit yesterday by a car at the intersection in front of our office"
Person B: "I bet he never saw that one coming"
Person C: "I think the driver must have turned a blind eye"
etc..Pun Tsunami
Person B: "I bet he never saw that one coming"
Person C: "I think the driver must have turned a blind eye"
etc..Pun Tsunami
by COJones June 18, 2012
Get the Pun Tsunamimug. v. an abbreviation of the word "pun"ish. it is used primarily to state that a female is punishing a male.
Male 1: dude how was you date with mary
Male 2: The fricker dumped me, for Zeb
Male 1: pun counts dude
Male 2: The fricker dumped me, for Zeb
Male 1: pun counts dude
by shenny July 19, 2004
Get the punmug. When you're commenting puns back and forth with people on social media sites, blogs, comments, etc. Specifically competing to try and "out-pun" the other commentators.
I was in such a huge pun war with that girl on twitter. I couldn't lose because that would be an upsetting "PUN"-ishment.
by cheaptickehtome December 17, 2013
Get the pun warmug. A pun in which the word "come" is replaced with the word "cum" (colloquial of ejaculate) in a sentence that would otherwise be innocent and/or socially acceptable.
Harry: "Would it be immoral to have sex with her?"
Jake: "I dunno, man, take it as it comes I guess... Aw, shucks, could have slipped a "cum-pun" in there."
Harry: "Would it be immoral to have sex with her?"
Jake: "I dunno, man, take it as it cums I guess."
Jake: "I dunno, man, take it as it comes I guess... Aw, shucks, could have slipped a "cum-pun" in there."
Harry: "Would it be immoral to have sex with her?"
Jake: "I dunno, man, take it as it cums I guess."
by Shit-Cunt July 31, 2016
Get the Cum-Punmug. by boundlesslife April 15, 2010
Get the pun-aliciousmug. 1)Similar to a knee slapper. Basically an unfunny joke. Does not always have to be a pun. Name comes from lame dads who aren't great at coming up with very funny jokes, so when trying to look cool in front of their kids' friends.
1)uncool dad:"hey did you youngsters hear about the three legged dog?"
son/daughter (sarcastically):"No! Why don't you tell us about it!?"
dad:"well a three-legged dog in the old west walks into a saloon and says, 'I'm lookin for the man who shot my paw!'"
(nobody laughs, followed by awkward silence and cricket noises)
kid:"Wow, nice Dad Pun!"
son/daughter (sarcastically):"No! Why don't you tell us about it!?"
dad:"well a three-legged dog in the old west walks into a saloon and says, 'I'm lookin for the man who shot my paw!'"
(nobody laughs, followed by awkward silence and cricket noises)
kid:"Wow, nice Dad Pun!"
by dhawk123 March 8, 2009
Get the Dad Punmug.