toley puncher

A Scottish term for a homosexual man who enjoys inserting his clenched fist into the anus of another homosexual man. "Toley" is a Scottish term for faeces.

Homosexual man 1: "Are you a toley puncher?"
Homosexual man 2: "I sure am."
Homosexual man 1: "My rectum currently contains a large mass of toley. Would you like to punch it?"
Homosexual man 2: "I sure would. Would you like me to wear a boxing glove?"

by giardiaman November 3, 2013

Punched Lasagna

Fear of a ugly vagina

I was about to fuck this girl i brought home from hustlers last night until she pulled down her pants and her vagina looked like a punched lasagna.

by spaghettiwarrior69 June 30, 2014

Punce

Something or someone that is weak.

1) You don't have a sub woofer so your sound system is puncey. This is just something you will have to accept, for now.

2) I made your friend annoyed enough to go home just from calling him/her a punce, I guess I was right.

3) We were moving bricks all day, I was lifting ten at a time but my friend could only manage four at a time, such a punce.

by Blueberry-Muffin April 18, 2010

freckle puncher

One who is one the delivery end of anal sex; usually reserved for a male homosexual.

Hey, I just found out that Elton John is a freckle puncher!

by Aaaardvark November 26, 2006

Punkle

A Punkle is an uncle who likes the Ramones.

My punkle wears all black and speaks in a shouting voice with a bad cockneyed accent.

by roo May 11, 2004

poo puncher

A person who enjoys anal sex

Give it to me you dirty poo puncher!!!!!

by p00 July 15, 2006

punce off

a term mostly used in london, though also found in certain areas of kent. a more casual, less offensive way of cursing ones bad luck.

'sam the bar's closed'

'oh punce off'

by actualwhore April 26, 2006