printernet

The combination of the print and online world

With the advent of printernet you can read today's edition of your local newspaper in print form or online.

by Chicago Buckeye March 20, 2006

Cheetah Print

Cheetah Print is a design on a material often clothes that resembles the fur of a Cheetah. Cheetah print clothing is most often worn by ladies who often provide certain services to a man for pay. When it come to hookers the ones in Cheetah print often are the lower end whores, like if your looking for a five dollar blow-job.

Daniel: "Hey Jim I'm really horny" Jim: "Here's five dollars"
Daniel: "Thanks, i think i saw a whore in Cheetah print back there a ways."

by Stanky Dragon December 31, 2011

Prentice

The sexiest person I know. He constantly makes you laugh and smile. One word from him, and your day is made. Any girl would be lucky to have him. He's super sweet, caring and understanding. Even though his giggles sound like a donkey orgasm, they're pretty cute. He should give up Xbox though, he's horrible at it :P

Girl 1: Ew who is that
Girl 2: Who?
Girl 1: That emo kid over there
Girl 2: >:o Hey that's Prentice
Girl 1 What kind of a name is that...
Girl 2: A cute one
Girl 1: Do you like him or something?
Girl 2: He's my baby daddy

by Guess :D January 17, 2013

licence to print money

(n.) A highly profitable business.

Those who bought into the McDonalds franchise years ago have found they now have a licence to print money

by Gumba Gumba May 13, 2004

printer ink

The ink costs 7 times more than 1985 Don Perignnon champagne.

Companies fix the ink level monitors so you think it's empty when there's loads left.

"I just spent a weeks wages on a colour print cartridge"

by Tim Sturgeon October 30, 2003

plunted

The early stages of being drunk, state of existence after kicking back a few pints, and beginning to recover, where the mind is still not as sharp as it once was.
Not quite drunk, but a pinch past sober.

"Your mind isn't as sharp right now."
"I'm a bit plunted"

by A plunted bloke January 6, 2008

printr

printr refers to a person that is slow, and can get jammed easily, just like a printer. printrs are also unattractive, and usually always have a funnier, comedic sidekick, preferably a rabbit.

oh man here comes that printr guy, lets get out of here.

by qwertyuiop bored user February 2, 2023