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pretzle maker

The act of putting a girls feet behind her head while in the act of having sex thus she resembles a large pretzle.yoga
Alan: hey, did you hit that last night?
Wes :hell yeh I had that bitch folded up like a big pretzle!
wes: thats why they call me the pretzle maker!
by big WES January 28, 2005
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pretzel

a pretzel is a salty, sometimes chocolate covered snack food made of crisscrossing dough. also a highly dangerous terrorist weapon used in an assassination attempt on the 43rd president George "Dubya" Bush.
He choked on a pretzel?!?!?!
by blaarg July 18, 2007
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un-pretzel

when everything in your life at the time is all tangled up and you need to straighten everything out and gather your thoughts
You: Omg, i have work at 2, a date at 6, pay my bills by tomorow, pick my car up at the shop, im going away in two days, havent talked to my mom for 3 months, my phone is broke. im low on gas and i have a headache with a doctors appointment im running late for.

Friend: Damn dude, seems like you need to stop and un-pretzel you hectic life, perhaps chill out and smoke some weed.
by calaburrito July 8, 2009
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potzrebie

Mad magazine equivalent of the computer programmer's foo, that is, a word which can be used to stand in for any other (as in, for example, fictitious brand names, etc.)
The label said to induce vomiting, so I applied the Potzrebie maneuver.

I'm sorry, Ms. Jones, we're going to have to charge you $500 dollars for this repair... your, uh, Potzrebie device was broken. Yeah.
by Secret Agent Man September 21, 2003
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Protag

The Protag never dies
by pigga October 10, 2004
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Protaector

The name of a specific group of Ok Taecyeon stans who manipulate words inorder to incorperate his name into everyday speech.
Girl 1: "I love Taecyeon! I'm a protaector!"
Girl 2: "One of the original seven?"
Girl 1: "No."
Girl 2: "Then you're not a protaector"
by Gyul January 26, 2011
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Pocket Pretzel

Pretzels that you put in your pocket and offer to your peers
You: Wanna pocket pretzel
Them: What the fuck is wrong with you
or
"Get away from me"
or
"no!"
by Owlsarekewl January 8, 2018
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