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Photographist

A photographist is someone who is:

a) unfamiliar with the English language;

b) has a malfunctioning camera which randomly causes photos to appear as though they had been captured by a professional photographer.
What a great photo! You can attribute it to my amazing photographist skills.
by 393 May 11, 2011
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protagonist

Since there was no absolute definition for this word, I decided to use an actual meaning.

1. The main character in a drama or other literary work.
2. In ancient Greek drama, the first actor to engage in dialogue with the chorus, in later dramas playing the main character and some minor characters as well.
3.
1. A leading or principal figure.
2. The leader of a cause; a champion.
by Fred5460 July 17, 2005
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protographer

protographer; noun, someone who not only owns fine camera equipment, but is skilled in it's use. Someone with the ability to take an excellent photo even with low quality equipment based on talent and skill. A professional photographer.
protographer protographer. Jim takes lots of photos with his camera and sometimes he gets a nice picture. Carolyn can take Jim's camera and take a picture that people will actually pay money for !
by Smartycat June 15, 2011
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Protogenius

Not just any genius, but an exceptional one. A genius of many talents, such as Leonardo Da Vinchi.
Da Vinchi is such a protogenius
by Gangmaster C November 5, 2012
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Photogenicness

(n) the quality or state of being attractive in photos
My photogenicness gets me a lot of "likes" on Facebook.
by razor20 July 14, 2011
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protobiont

the ancestor of prokaryotic cells. it was basically a bunch of organic molecules surrounded by a membrane. they exhibit some properties associated with living organisms, such as reproduction, metabolism, and what may be a precursor to homeostasis. they may have formed spontaneously in the conditions found on earth around 3.8 billion years ago or perhaps even farther back.
*in Biology class*

"OH MY GOD. Dude. I just found an organism that is way too small to be considered a bacteria, but it seems to reproduce and metabolize itself."
"Yeah, you have a nanobacterium on your hands."
"WTH is a nanobacterium?"
"Oh, nothing, just an organism that some scientists don't consider an organism. It's totally real, though, because it's a modern protobiont."
"WTH is a protobiont?"
"HOW are you in biology?? Just look it up on Urban Dictionary."
by alee-marie September 9, 2012
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promoguy

Promoguy is the God of promotions, he will bot any exploit/promo he can find. He doesn't go full lupe though. He works behind the scenes working on all the sweet promos.
There goes promoguy again, bottin all the good promos.
by promoguy August 14, 2015
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