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protoloveism

The earliest, often nonverbal, moment of preferential recognition shown by an infant or very young child toward a primary caregiver, manifesting as a deliberate, unprompted touch, a sustained, focused gaze, spontaneous, determined stretching of arms, maybe even a burst of baby piss in the chest during an initial diaper change.
My 16-year-old son finally sent me a texted protoloveism. God and Sam Altman bless Neil Papworth, Matti Makkonen, and Friedhelm Hillebrand!
by TR Arterburn December 9, 2025
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concussion protocal

After a head injury (concussion), one must follow "protocal" to avoid serious and deadly consequences. I speak from experience.
Following a jarring hit to the head, the player was put on Concussion Protocal, whereas he had to be monitored by team Physicions...
by Fallsalot October 24, 2023
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concussion protocal

After a head injury (concussion), one must follow "protocal" to avoid serious and deadly consequences. I speak from experience.
Following a jarring hit to the head, the player was put on Concussion Protocal, whereas he had to be monitored by team Physicians...
by Fallsalot October 24, 2023
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