prohenis

Word used to describe the best fortnite player ever.

"Man did you see that guy? He is so ProHenis."

by ProHenis#1Fan May 14, 2018

past present tense

The proper form of a verb that is both in the past and present.
Though largely unknown, this tense is good english, as recognized
by the ISO (International Standards Organization)

1. The morbidly obese man "plupped" onto the couch, seductively "slupping" from his Big Gulp cup.

2. The adolescent boy metaphorically "jerzzed" at the thought of the next Star Wars film.

All completely legal usage of past present tense.

by evilbetty June 11, 2013

Prosetry

Prose so full of poetic language, it's not really prose, more a mix of the two.

I tried writing a piece of prose, but it turned out more of prosetry.

by DelAnt September 20, 2009

Blue Peter Presenter

A very pleasant individual, who is good looking, has nice teeth and hair, and a great dress sense, but is ultimately a bit of a boring toff.

Man, I would fuck his girlfriend! Shame she's a Blue Peter Presenter though.

by Bungle123 March 15, 2009

wrapping presents

crying while masturbating

"Don't come in, mom, I'm wrapping presents!" Drew moaned, tears streaming down his face.

by We are going to hell November 8, 2005

purple prose

Writing that is so pretentious and extravagant that it sounds like the author is full of themselves and distracts the reader from the actual story itself.

The Creepypasta "Blood Whistle" has so much purple prose that it makes it look like the author has never played a violent video game in his life.

by BATMN every day December 1, 2018

Tight Present

An incredibly fit woman, a good fuck - a "tight" present. :D

Wow. Summer Glau is a tight present.

by Mr Awesome The Cheesey Otter October 20, 2008