izzy proofing

literally just baby proofing it, nothing else just baby proofing it

random person: bro we gotta start izzy proofing the house, she's coming around soon
other random person: yeah we should do that, or she'll get to the knives like last time

by I_am_eeeeeeee411 December 13, 2022

big chungus nigga pooping

when a black obese gent starts violently shitting

that bitch over there is big chungus nigga pooping

by poopfart50 October 3, 2023

Guys I can’t stop pooping

Go to a docktor pls, I lov yoiu

Guys I can’t stop pooping I think I’m dying from poopy

by Swiftfoul20 September 9, 2020

Can't; Pooping

Used when someone asks/tells you to do something and you don't feel like it.

Can be replaced by anything ending in "-ing"

Dad: "Son get of the Couch and rake the leaves."
Son: "Can't; Pooping"

by BLUEBLAHBLEH December 16, 2011

pooping backwards

Participating in the act of anal sex.
-adjective form of poop backwards.

"How did your date go last night at the steakhouse?"

"Pretty damn good. We went back to her place and she let me fuck her like a porn star. I had her pooping backwards in no time."

by elemkay May 20, 2008

Pooping at Target

The one place with strong toilets enough to hold your after buffet/chipotle experience.

Guy: "I was shopping at Target then all the sudden I had a turtle head poking out from my butt since I was at Chipotle earlier. I ran to the bathroom to Bomb The Bowl, and do I feel bad for the next person that walks in there. I am thankful that i was pooping at Target because they have toilets that could flush down a hurricane!"

by MuffinStuffers November 17, 2014

Extreme Pooping

The extreme sport of prolonging defication until it's "knocking on heavens door."

Her: Are you into sports?
Him: Yeah, I do extreme pooping.

Her: What is that?

Him: It's when you try and hold in your shit until it is at the breaking point, releasing it just before you shit your pants.
Her: Well that's extreme, my hero!

by gilgamachete May 31, 2018