Poonoku

The act of pooping and peeing at the same time

Joey: "Yo davis what is taking you so long in there!?"
Davis: "Hold on dude I'm taking a huge poonoku."
Joey: "Oh, gotcha."

by JoeDaves January 6, 2010

Pono

Hawaiian word saying, to make the right choices; Righteousness

The students behaved very pono

by hawaiianchika June 1, 2009

pronounced mushroom head (PMH)

A pronounced mushroom head (PMH) is identified by a glans (or penis head) that is characterized by a distinct mushroom shape with a circumference that is significantly larger than the penis shaft. PMH is thought to bring greater pleasure during intercourse to females because of the friction created by the mushroom-shaped head (in contrast to the pencil dick) on the clitoris.

What did his penis look like? It was beautiful, he had a very pronounced mushroom head (PMH).

by eeyore777 December 7, 2010

Porno

The closest I'll ever get to being with a woman

You're so porno

by dan May 8, 2003

Steven Seagal Porno Music

Music you would hear during various pornos involving Steven Seagal. Usually the music consists of thick, heavy techno beats that you can dance to. The beats in the music are usually well in sync with Steven pumping a bunch of Japenese girls with his 20 inch dick. In one of his famous pornos Aikido in a Speedo, there's a ton of disco porno music playing the background and he's dancing the whole time while only wearing a pink leather speedo (with his hair in pig tails). His most common move is having his legs more than shoulder length apart and shaking each outstretched arm up and down with his hands as fists.

*Hears a funky techno song playing in the background*
Sounds like Steven Seagal Porno Music!

by WAFFLESTOMPER667 April 9, 2009

porno balls

Testicles that have had their pubic hair either removed or trimmed in an effort to accentuate the size of the penile shaft.

"What the fuck happened to your nut hair," she asked.

"Baby, them's porno balls! Ya gotsta trim the shrubs to make the tree look bigger," I retorted.

"I see. Let's fuck."

by C May 6, 2005

Porno Dick

That most excited form of dick you get that lets you go the distance like superman. You get in just that mindframe that gives you unlimited penile superpowers. You get in the game, go on nonstop, and bang that girl's box out before you can even think about bustin' ya nutz.

"I boned that ho like Porno Dick" - Jaime Madrox (Phatso Earth 2)

by XG-Raven July 7, 2010