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by Pogmaster69420definitionwriter August 25, 2021

Procrasterbater

An adjective. One who procrastinates important tasks and instead masterbates vigorously

Dude we need to finish this project! Stop being such a procrasterbater bro.

by aplu December 10, 2021

procrastercleaning

All the things you do to avoid cleaning your home.

I was procrastercleaning today

by anonymous August 7, 2022

procrastertwacking

When Your Lit Up like a Christmas tree and have energy with the force of a rocketship, your doing multiple tasks at once but they're all taking forever to complete because you keep getting distracted and start working on something else.

J, stop procrastertwacking already and get in the damn shower!

by Beenix94 September 12, 2023

Procrastertwacking

The condition of attempting to perform numerous tasks at once unsuccessfully due to the high level of CRYSTAL METH in ones system thus producing the where in the in the fuck is the (anything ) I just had so I can finish this bullshit synopsis

Jon is procrastertwacking and can't get to work, because he forgot where he put the transmission he removed instead of changing the dome light in his car, like he was supposed to.

by anonymous September 20, 2023

PROCRASTERBATING

Instead of doing something you masturbate

I was going to clean my room, but I was procrasterbating because i didn't want to clean.

by DOUGIELOVES April 7, 2026