Promotion Blowy

The act or duty of receiving a blowy from your partner on the day of a promotion at work

After years of hard work, Andrew finally got that promotion to Vice President! Chante knew what had to be done and gobbled that sword right down to the nuts giving Andrew the Promotion Blowy he deserved

by Dfeter September 8, 2021

Promotedge

(n.) A word, used for a group of nonjudgmental, imaginative observers who are explorers of the advertising realm at heart. Often seen sporting navy blue. Maintain caution, as they tend to have stupendous comebacks.

Promotedge is the all-in-one branding and digital marketing solution for my business.

by dekisugidoesthiswork November 23, 2021

promotion puppy

a person whose sole desire in life is to climb the ranks

Gregory was a promotion puppy, and wouldn't stop until he was CEO.

by Anonymous tormentor April 4, 2023

Promoshing

A portmanteau of "promise" and "mosh"
'Pro-mah-shing'

Listing something desirable on an online local selling platform (Such as Marketplace or Craigslist) at an obviously undervalued price with the sole intention of trying to get multiple people to rush to the seller, and hoping the desperate buyers will get into a physical altercation to buy the product, for the seller's own entertainment.

Kyle: "Bro!! Someone just listed a MINT well maintained 1991 Honda CR-X on Marketplace for $2K! There's no way this is real."

Sam: "It might be real, but it sounds like the seller is promoshing. If we get there in the next 30 minutes, it might still be there, but you will likely have to fist fight several people for the chance to buy it."

by Jcloveturbo88 August 17, 2023

Prooning

The act of reaching a certain primal state often after a prolonged edging session of the Prostate, where one reverts back to primal settings to ejaculate
Similar to gooning and often combined, typically Experienced advanced Gooners will level up to this after normal gooning doesnt fulfill their desires enough

Bro 1: "Dude, ive been gooning so much it doesnt fulfill it no more"
Bro 2: "Bro, have you tried Prooning? you know, Prostate gooning? that stuff for serious gooners"

by Original Gooner December 21, 2024

Plooting

Plooting - to attempt to bottom during gay sex and fail due to the inability to relax the inner rectum sphincter, resulting in pain and tears.

"I attempted to take Gary at the bathhouse, but his horsecock had me plooting out in seconds."

"She said she was game to go anal but the bitch plooted on me"

by Plootarch March 7, 2025

proposting

Proposing a social media post on your own account to support a friends project.

Hey, want me to post about your party tomorrow?
Wow, thanks for proposting that!

by ScriptedFantasy May 2, 2025