On most computer applications, F1 is the keyboard shortcut to bring up the help menu. Thus, the phrase "Press F1" is most appropriately given as a reply to anybody who needs help, especially in the psychiatric sense.
<Joe> Oh my god, at lunch today, everybody stopped talking and I said, "Crap, the chat died." I really need to stop wasting time on IRC.
<Phil> Dude, you really need help. Seriously. Press F1.
<Phil> Dude, you really need help. Seriously. Press F1.
by no_one_2000 January 22, 2005
when you press your ass against glass, thus flattening it and giving it the appearance of pressed ham
by Equinox_ October 16, 2008
by Descriptive March 27, 2005
by Laura Dubcovsky October 29, 2007
The Mylapra Press originated from a small town from the state of Kerala, India. This position begins in doggie-style (preferably with a female partner) and prior to climax, gets grip of her hair with one hand, and with the other punches her in the love handle repeatedly while the male progresses to thrust harder and harder, simulataneosly! This position is commonly transitioned into the Donkey Punch. This is a common act in the town of Mylapra for keeping the women humble!
by E. Koli December 20, 2006
To place ones lips on another person, without puckering.
A gesture similar to a kiss, but lacking effort and/or passion.
A gesture similar to a kiss, but lacking effort and/or passion.
by Paige W November 22, 2007
Girl 1: Man, after that chick came back from her vacation, she's been totes pressed.
Girl 2: I know. Such a downer. We totes need to get her laid!
Girl 1: Totes presh, Girl! Totes presh!
Girl 2: I know. Such a downer. We totes need to get her laid!
Girl 1: Totes presh, Girl! Totes presh!
by Totes pearly January 22, 2011