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Predator News Now (PNN)

Predator News Now (PNN) is basically the TMZ of the predator catching community and reports updated and most relevant information in the world of exposing online child predators . It's the MVP of internet podcast.
"Predator News Now (PNN) is mos def the Most Valuable Podcast on the internet. 💜
by 🌴Koopa High🌴 January 10, 2022
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platonic predator

someone (usually a male) who spends time with an unsuspecting platonic friend in hopes of one day eventually getting laid by the unsuspecting friend.
Tyrone: Man Duncan has been hanging out with Ashley since 4th grade and he aint hit yet.

Jamal: Ashley don't want anything to do with Duncan in that sense. He just a platonic predator...you know he thinks he'll get it one day.
by Jrob941 March 30, 2008
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prematated

(adj) Describing an object, person, or situation that is ill-formed, damaged, or just plain messed up.

Likely from "premature" + "mutated".

First known occurrence in common parlance: January 1987, Atlanta, GA.
"Don't be smokin' crack and drinkin' 'cause you'll have them prematated babies."

"I can't believe she's wearing the dress that her mother made to prom--it's totally prematated."

"She was really kind of pretty until she got that botched facelift, and now she looks all prematated."
by clevtrou July 2, 2009
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precation

the day before your actual vacation
Dude, I'm so excited to leave tomorrow on vacation that I can't work today. It's like I'm on precation!!
by Robert_OC March 5, 2010
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Premature Ejaculotion

1. When your hand lotion (or any lotion) explodes before you are ready to use it.

2. When lotion squirts out of the pump in an unexpected and undesired location.
1. Person: Fuck, my hand lotion is all over the inside of my bag - talk about premature ejaculotion.

2. Person: Eff, there is ejaculotion all over the floor, where is a towel?
by KC Royals November 30, 2011
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Premature Evacuation

Having to get off the toilet faster than desired because one of your young children has to use the potty.
I was a victim of premature evacuation because Timmy needed to use the potty.
by Daddydef February 20, 2015
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premature ejaculation

Usually you cannot control it, its when a woman is someone you think is hot and she does something sexually arousing like spanking her ass, then you just let it go uncontrollabley.
Hot Girl: Hey y'all!

Boy: Damnit I had premature ejaculation.
by premature ejaculation happens September 8, 2009
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