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precation masturbation
The act of masturbating the day before a long vacation to avoid the urge to touch oneself in close proximity to friends and/or family members.
I've made our reservations, packed our bags, and had my precation masturbation session. I am totally ready for this trip!
precation masturbation by RonnieRon February 6, 2017
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prebating by beer_and_nascar June 4, 2018
Precision Airstrike
An alcoholic drink with 1/3rd Kahlua 1/3rd amaretto 1/3 baileys in a shot glass topped with Bacardi 151 and lit on fire.
Precision Airstrike by ZombieMaster42 January 26, 2012
Pecatonica
A small town located in Northern Illinois with a population of about 2000. The school mascot is a Indian. The town is made up of 1 gas station, 2 banks, 4 bars, 1 pharmacy, 5 churches, and a few eateries. It is also home of "The Pec Thing", a large bi-annual flea market/antique show and The Winnebago County Fair. The famous Pecatonica river runs through the edge of town.
Where the hell is Pecatonica?
Do you want to go the The Pec Thing this weekend?
Lollapalooza played in Pecatonica in 1996.
Do you want to go the The Pec Thing this weekend?
Lollapalooza played in Pecatonica in 1996.
Pecatonica by Pecatonica February 20, 2011
Practioneer of the brown arts
Practioneer of the brown arts by townsangst February 20, 2009
precautionary wizz
the act of heading to the bathroom even if you do not feel the need in order to ensure you can devote your full attention to an upcoming activity
precautionary wizz by sheila in the car May 23, 2009
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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