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precation masturbation 

The act of masturbating the day before a long vacation to avoid the urge to touch oneself in close proximity to friends and/or family members.
I've made our reservations, packed our bags, and had my precation masturbation session. I am totally ready for this trip!

prebating 

Masturbating before meeting up with someone that you want to fuck so as to avoid said fucking.
Girl, she was straight prebating to her professor before going to his lecture.
prebating by beer_and_nascar June 4, 2018

Precision Airstrike 

An alcoholic drink with 1/3rd Kahlua 1/3rd amaretto 1/3 baileys in a shot glass topped with Bacardi 151 and lit on fire.

Pecatonica 

A small town located in Northern Illinois with a population of about 2000. The school mascot is a Indian. The town is made up of 1 gas station, 2 banks, 4 bars, 1 pharmacy, 5 churches, and a few eateries. It is also home of "The Pec Thing", a large bi-annual flea market/antique show and The Winnebago County Fair. The famous Pecatonica river runs through the edge of town.
Where the hell is Pecatonica?

Do you want to go the The Pec Thing this weekend?

Lollapalooza played in Pecatonica in 1996.
Pecatonica by Pecatonica February 20, 2011

Practioneer of the brown arts 

Slang term used for a homosexual.
Mike is most certainly a practioneer of the brown arts.

precautionary wizz 

the act of heading to the bathroom even if you do not feel the need in order to ensure you can devote your full attention to an upcoming activity
Before heading out to golf, Paul took a precautionary wizz .