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National Skip Sports’ Practice Day

On April 8th you can skip your schools’ sports practice because god said so
Ignorant athlete: Hey bro why weren’t you at track practice yesterday?

Enlightened athlete: It was National Skip Sports’ Practice Day yesterday, how did you not know?
by Joe Biden’s daughter April 8, 2022
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Sex practise

In essence, the act of pleasuring yourself.

Masturbation.

Arising from a mispronunciation of 'sax practise'

leading to a third party believing the first party was masturbating.
Having a wank.

'Im gonna go and have some sex practise before bed'
by Bloodbloodshed June 13, 2007
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Practice Date

A girl or boy you date for the sole reason of practicing kissing, making out, etc. until you've gotten as good as you'd wanted to, or it starts to become serious to them.
Kevin: I broke up with my practice girlfriend today; she wanted me to meet her parents.

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Michelle: I learned how to make out with my practice date so I should be set for high school.
by Tkm11 August 11, 2009
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Practice mark

Any sort of mark left from practicing a musical instrument. Sizes, shapes, and severity differ from instrument to instrument, and amount of time practiced.

These marks symbolizes the hard work and dedication the musicians put into their instruments. That, or they can't hold their instruments in a comfortable positions.

Different practice marks include the lip ring for the brass players, a "violin/viola" hicky, and some raw spots on the first finger of the left hand for flutes/piccolos.
Person 1: "Dude, what is that thing on that guy's lip? It's like a ring!"

Person 2: "Oh, it's a practice mark. He practices HELLA. It's a permanent lip ring."

Musician A: "Is..... That a hicky?"

Musician B: "No, it's a practice mark....."
by Sho Fo-Sho April 14, 2010
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Practice Hickey

When you practice kissing on your arm or hand and accidentally give yourself a hickey.
"Did you see that hickey on her arm?"
"It's probably just a practice hickey."
by DammitDuke June 16, 2016
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pitching batting practice

Masturbating, usually refering to a male
I was almost late for work because i was busy pitching batting practice.
by Mark November 23, 2003
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