Porkersnapper

An element/ object that is difficult to find or touch. People around the world have gone on quests to find it, but always fail.

Man, if only we had ourselves the porkersnapper, all of the answers in life would be ours.

I can't find a job anywhere; it's like looking for the porkersnapper!

by Terri Makichut October 9, 2019

sweet and sour pork

good cop/bad cop

Take Scarface here down to the station and give him the sweet and sour pork treatment.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 2, 2009

pork eye

When Link touches his eye after fondling pork.

Link rubbed his eye after eating Cuban pork with his fingers, resulting in pork eye.

by Xococo April 17, 2023

Pork Sandwich

A pork sandwich is when you have sex with a woman in the morning and then another woman in the afternoon and then end up with the first (original woman) again at night.

The woman you originally have sex with in the morning and later that night is the bun. The afternoon piggy is the meat. Hence the name, Pork Sandwich.

Bro 1: Hey man, what did you do yesterday?

Bro 2: I totally crushed a Pork Sandwich!

Bro 1: Whoa, what piggies did you crush?

Bro 2: My side girl was the bun and my gf was the meat.

Bro 1: I am impressed, you fucking dirtbag! Excellent strategy, sir!

by Ed Douchington, Esq. July 24, 2017

pork sword pneumonia

The act of burying your giant pork sword deep into some random whores wind pipe. After achieving balls deep impact, you blow a massive load of man chowder into her waiting lung. Thus, causing her to develop a sudden bout of pork sword pneumonia.

I dragged home some local tavern ham the other night and absolutely wrecked her mouth with my sweaty thunder sausage . Mabel was looking for a good time, but now she’s just hoping to recover from her nasty case of pork sword pneumonia!

by Truckertittycity January 26, 2018

porkfatrules!

a combination of the words "pork", "fat", and "rules" spoken in a rapid manner all at once to express your love for bacon. because everything is better when bacon is involved.

waiter: "Would you care for bacon on that cheese burger today?"
guest: "But of course, PORKFATRULES!"

by a comedic broad October 20, 2009

Pork Scotch Moustache

A small white moustache sported by bald security guards to prove they can grow hair. If the security guard is particularly old, fat and ugly he'll believe his moustache makes him good looking and suave.

Who's the gimp with the Pork Scotch Moustache?

That's Pork Scotch, the fat, ugly security guard.

by flappy dickwad May 6, 2009