porky

when you’re sitting on the toilet and the shit feels so good coming out of your ass that you cum without having to ejaculate

“hey mike yesterday i had a gnarley porky on the throne yesterday, felt so fucking amazing

by assholeeater069 January 28, 2022

Porky

Known as “Da Beast”. All-you-can-eat buffets fear him. Women want him. Men want to be him. He likes to sing. Given the choice, he would have sung everyday if he could.

Porky? More like made of pork

by PizzaHutDelivery March 3, 2022

Porky's Butthole

An alternative name for Beavis and Butthead. Comes from a phone call in the 1990s where a man complained to Mike Judge about Beavis and Butthead. He couldn't remember the show's name so he called it Porky's Butthole.

Did you watch Porky's Butthole last night? It sucked

by Hunter of Beasts September 2, 2025

Porky Pork

A person with an extremely large head, both physically and metaphorically. Resembling a pig.

That guy thinks he's cool but I find him so pigheaded. He's Porky Pork

by ShamimaLegend September 29, 2025