A person who was believed to be straight for a long period of time who suddenly "comes out of the closet," in an unexpected and rapid manner.
I thought Jim was a playboy who railed dimes every day, untill he gave all the guys head at Becky's sweet 16. Fucking closet poptart!
by WebstersXXX January 11, 2015
by FRY March 24, 2005
by aismyname August 6, 2014
My buddy claims to have bagged that sweet, young thing that's sitting over there at the bar. And what's more? He said that she told him afterward that he was her first! Look at her! She's gorgeous! How he did it, I don't know...but if that doesn't make him the peewee poptart of the century, than I don't know what else would!
by NeeNeeCC March 13, 2011
laura... the shooort onnnnnne
by darknesscalledlove April 3, 2004
Take a shit on your partners chest, skeet on that shit, and insert the skeet-shit combo into you their asshole as a means of heating.( Toaster fashion)
by King Stinky February 9, 2007
by Suck-o-Mimus October 14, 2010