Poomail

To email, text message or IM whilst taking a dump. A way of both saving time and wasting time while you sit on the throne

Person 1: My laptop smells funky

Person 2: I just saw person 3 take a fat shit with your laptop

Person 1: That fat fuck used my laptop to do his poomail?

Person 3: WTF? You watched me poo?

by Nutata February 22, 2011

Pomas

Pomas -- affectionately known as "Pomas P. Peranius" -- is an alleged plesiosaur-like creature that scavanges the eastern coast of North America. Many cultures have developed traditional dances as a symbolic method to clense themselves after coming into contact with Pomas. The most distinctive way to identify an anti-pomas dance is to look for the horizontal "V" formed by ones hands in an alternating up and down motion.

** One must be extremely cautious when coming into contact with a Pomas. Proper training for witnessing such a creature may be required.

Hey mikey, get a load of that Pomas over there. Hold on to Jimmy, I heard he eats children.

by PEU (Pomas Educators United) February 17, 2009

Poobae

A word that my dumb brother uses.

Also used if something bad happens like him washing the dishes.

Mom: Hey louis can you wash the dishes?
Brother: OH NO THATS POOBAE

by ARealBlackNigga June 17, 2018

poobabies

The offspring that result from a couple having anal sex to avoid pregnancy.

We were doin' it in the butt so she wouldn't get pregnant, but I still ended up paying child support for her poobabies.

by Nikolai Nikolayovich July 2, 2006

Pittsburgh poobah

The act of shitting on your mate's foot in the shower after he/she has applied shampoo and closed his/her eyes.

Another in the long line of scatalogically-based acts which carries the name of a working class Midwestern city.

Janie peed on Zeke in the shower last week, but he got revenge by giving her a Pittsburgh poobah last night.

by zjgm02 April 22, 2008

pomal

the emoticon on msn that rolls its eyes is the symbol for this bizarre creature. it is believed to be found in manchester and has a pomal relative that can be found natively in stoke-on-trent

no example can be given to explain this creature

by dublevision May 27, 2004

Pooasaurus Rex

A T- Rex, oddly combined with a Poo. It has the body of a T-Rex, and the head of a Poo.

A scientist was in the deep forests of the amazon, when he saw a Poo and T-Rex mating. The scientist came back a few months later, seeing a large egg in a nest. It was moving. the scientist walked over to it, and the top of the egg cracked open. A head of a child poped out. Scientist was confused. "Little girls dont come from eggs!" the scientist yelled. The small child came out of the egg with a dinosaur body! " I WILL CALL THIS A POOASAURUS REX!!!!" The scientist screamed.

by ilovemyjrt09 March 2, 2011