poof pussy

When a women comes to your house, has sex with you, then instantly gets dressed and leaves as soon as you cum. No cuddling, no talking, no nothing. This leaves the rest of your evening free to hang out with friends, get a snack, or even just go to sleep while having the entire bed to yourself.
My friend Joey B really loves poof pussy and the rust trombone.
by bathroom bobby February 03, 2010
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Food poof

A vegetarian, a vegan, a herbivore, someone who does not eat meat.
"Do you have any special dietary requirements?"
"Yes. I'm a food poof."
by ginger joe December 12, 2007
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Poof

UK term for a man who does not want another pint.
"Did you see Harry? Left with that male stripper from the Hen party over there and he didn't even finish his pint. What a poof!"
by Roger Mellie From The Telly April 19, 2009
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ninja poof

To suddenly disappear, like in all the kung-fu movies in the 80's.
Mike ninja poofed out of that meeting this morning.
by M. Stout June 14, 2007
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street poof

(The "look" of the clothes you wear) The clothes that you would wear down the street that would normally be worn by gays, however you are not gay and you like how they look.
Street Poof - the look. Tight denim shorts above the knee with the bottoms rolled up or simply canvas shoes on any occasion.
by Nuftie November 04, 2013
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Douche Poof

The douchey styling of one's hair into a single poof or point at the front of the head. May be natural, though is often a result of unecessary amounts of hair gel.
Brandon: Jeff, what's with your hair?
Jeff: What? You don't like my douche poof?
Brandon: OH MY GOD YOU TOOL BAG.
by BananaBerger December 07, 2010
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glitter poof

Glitter poof is the act of blowing a hand full of glitter into another persons face to emphasize your current feeling of the conversation. It is combined by saying poof while blowing the glitter.
"Billy was giving me the crooked eye, so I turned to him and gave him a Glitter poof. "

"I like your new dress Cindy, poof. "

"Who the fuck are you? Poof bitch"
by prangstar April 09, 2014
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