love poof

A phenomenon which occurs when a woman's low-plunging bra or similar is slightly too small, resulting in two small "poofs" peeking over the top of said undergarment.

I like to have a little love poof on the first date.

by Rainbow Coloured Llama December 16, 2008

Ninja poofing

To ninja poof would be to smoke (marijuana, tobacco, etc.) while hidden, usually very near people. Bushes work well.

I see you ninja poofing behind that dumpster

by Cordmeister July 8, 2010

Poof

UK term for a man who does not want another pint.

"Did you see Harry? Left with that male stripper from the Hen party over there and he didn't even finish his pint. What a poof!"

by Roger Mellie From The Telly April 19, 2009

ninja poof

To suddenly disappear, like in all the kung-fu movies in the 80's.

Mike ninja poofed out of that meeting this morning.

by M. Stout July 12, 2007

glitter poof

Glitter poof is the act of blowing a hand full of glitter into another persons face to emphasize your current feeling of the conversation. It is combined by saying poof while blowing the glitter.

"Billy was giving me the crooked eye, so I turned to him and gave him a Glitter poof. "

"I like your new dress Cindy, poof. "

"Who the fuck are you? Poof bitch"

by prangstar April 11, 2014

poof the smoof

Puff the smoke. Another way of saying smoke marijuana.

"Yo, you trying to poof the smoof tonight?"

by Smokee Blunts February 1, 2010

Douche Poof

The douchey styling of one's hair into a single poof or point at the front of the head. May be natural, though is often a result of unecessary amounts of hair gel.

Brandon: Jeff, what's with your hair?
Jeff: What? You don't like my douche poof?
Brandon: OH MY GOD YOU TOOL BAG.

by BananaBerger December 7, 2010