Pillow King

A male bottom/submissive who doesn’t bother to do any of the work, only making the top/dominant partner do all the work.

“Yeah, John’s such a pillow king. I wish he put some effort into our sex because it feels really one sided.”

by deadbylight July 6, 2020

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Pillow hat

Can't get comfortable on that flight?

Pillow hat!

Need to rest your weary head after a long day of implipping?

Pillow hat!

Tired from walking around with a pillow hat on your head in the Dragons Den?

Pillow hat!

Pillow hats are the everyday solution to snoozing anywhere (in your old age). A stylish headgear accentuated in a range of neutral earthy colours to meet your "out and about" catnapping needs. It's a solution for that siesta, a facilitator of forty winks!

Patent pending.

Susie could not get comfortable on her flight. She looked on in envy at the Greek gentleman in the turban as he rested his head. Imagine if you packed pillow stuffing into that cloth winding, she thought to herself. That would be some sort of amazing Pillow hat to help me sleep!

by Sharkey & Bubbles August 6, 2022

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Mount Pillowmanjaro

The act of towering all the pillows on your bed to erect a huge tower of which you can lean back on to watch movies in bed. This may mean swiping your mate's pillows from their side of the bed.

I hope your Mount Pillowmanjarow gives you a neck ache for stealing all the pillows from my side of the bed.

by Cheezy Grin May 27, 2009

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