polish menage trois

When two of the people watch

Pete's grandma and uncle walked in on him masturbating and watched in horror. Pete yelled "get out of here, this isn't a polish menage trois!"

by Arnold B. Wally March 17, 2008

polished pussy

The term used to describe a "clean" or shaved vagina. Often used when talking about oral sex.

Rob only eats polished pussy. He's no slob.

by cnopa March 31, 2010

pole polishing

a blow job

Man, that 'ho knows how to give a pole polishing!

by Laird December 8, 2003

Trumpet Polisher

A Slang term used to describe a Male who frequently masturbates.

1. Son, your Mother and I know that you were Polishing your Trumpet last night.

2. Look! Here comes the Trumpet Polisher!

3. Jonathon has a really shiney trumpet

by Adam Green July 24, 2007

Polish Tailgate

The act of placing a cooked beer brat in your ladies anus, several servings of sauerkraut in her puss and topping it all with a hardy dash of man mayo.

Let sit for 30-45 minutes at 98.6 degress and then feast upon the fruit of your labor.

We went to the Packer game last weekend and I cooked up a dynamite Polish Tailgate. It was cooked to perfection and seasoned properly. It came out extra juicy and the fellas loved it!

by Crazy Driggs March 5, 2011

you can't polish a turd

to try to "fix up" an ugly car, or to try to turn a compact rice burner into a race car.

i told that guy trying to pimp a cavi, "you can't polish a turd"

by da trick biatch December 28, 2005

polishing your rocket

masturbating

Gabe spends way too much time polishing his rocket because his wife never wants to make sausage tacos.

by Tedwise October 27, 2003