poger

a person of common upbringing, someone who has spent most of their life on a council estate.

that guy was an absolute poger

by massivehen January 20, 2009

polerag

the feminine equivalent of a douchebag, referring instead of a bag of douche, to a rag of poles (stripper poles) meaning that the lady in question isn't a super hot stripper, but one of the ladies that wishes she was a stripper and therefore by her raggiess shines up the pole for the real strippers.

That Nicole, I'll tell ya, I ate her out for three days straight till she finally came, normally I wouldn't be caught dead with a polerag like that, but she was yelling at me in German like I was a German Shepard.

by Comrade Plasternasty January 3, 2009

Polterdiddle

being sexually assaulted by a ghost - as per Dane Cook on Conan

Polterdiddle is when you feel sheets fly off and the occasional "muahahaha" is heard as you are having sex with a ghost

by Jephrayy June 10, 2009

Poggers

Lingo mainly used by Twitch Streamers when something good happens

*Twitch Streamer beats a game*
Streamer: "CAN WE GET SOME POGGERS IN THE CHAT!"

by PhillipIsUrban June 27, 2020

-poggers

suffix for a first name, used as a term of endearment for a friend or loved one.

I love your friend's name -poggers!

by eriicali May 24, 2021

Poltergeist

Essentially the opposite of a ghosty. This is when you take a shit and the outcome is a long ordeal where no faeces seem to disappear between wipes. Other characteristics of a poltergeist may include: extreme stench, earth shattering flatulence and a complete redecoration of the porcelain.

Ryan: Are you alright Louis?
Louis: Not really Ryan, I just banished a poltergeist

_________

Jim: You might not want to go in there for a while boys, I just left a hideous poltergeist!

_________

Kell: Fuck me my arm aches, was in there half an hour dealing with a poltergeist!

by _JC_ January 25, 2014

POGGERS

A BTTV emote for twitch.tv. It is an emote to replace PogChamp, used in a case of excitement or amazement. It was good at first, but now a normie emote used by all sorts of communities such as Fortnite, League of Legends, and people who watch OfflineTV.

Do you guys remember when POGGERS was a good emote?
REMOVE POGGERS SwiftRage
Guys it's a normie using POGGERS DansGame

by zephhy July 4, 2018