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Poner

A mixture between a Prep and a Stoner; a person who smokes the sacred herb and/or has a positive out look on marijuana, but is also considered to be in the social category of Preppy based upon the Hollister, Abercrombie&Fitch, American Eagle, &Aeropostale brand clothing they wear and by the follow out of regular preppy activities such as shit talking*, being two-faced*, and homewrecking*.
* = Actions may vary.
Person 1: Hey, dude. One of the Ashley's came to school today totally baked off her ass.

Person 2: Yeah, heard she's a Poner now.
by BrittanyTheGinger(; February 21, 2011
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Poner

Portmanteau for "powder boner"; defined as the fictional erection that one gets from skiing on 25+ inches of fresh powder on a bluebird day.
Kyle had a raging poner after shredding the pow-pow all weekend at Sugarbush.
by Organ Grinder May 25, 2012
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i didn't have time to brush my hair today, so i put it up into a poner.
by plaquemouth October 12, 2006
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One who poons or is in the act of pooning. A pooner talks crap and can't back it up.
Leron Duwayne Lechtenberg is the biggest pooner in the world.
by Cecil Wallbanger February 20, 2003
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A Spanish phrase used to motivate couch potatoes and meaning " yellah , get your behind off the couch and do something productive"
A father starts screaming " son , get your bum off the couch...

Son (interrupting) : yeah, yeah, I know, you wanted to tell me, se ponerse a trabajar como gente normal, right?

father: I won't be spoken to like that, young man, now get off that couch, and go wash dishes.
by Sexydimma June 10, 2013
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A wet blanket; one who refrains from enjoying others exploits.
Kid 1: I waited since 10:30 p.m. to get a Wii, my dad shows up at 6:00 a.m. and wants to go home right after the store opens and we get it and now I'm stuck with only one remote.
Kid 2: Dude, your dad is a total pooner.
by pissedgamer November 21, 2006
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An impotency problem when you really don't want it. Mhahahahahahaha!
Dammit you're hot, but I have a poner problem at the moment.
by Tyler Matthews January 25, 2004
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