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Peter Pettigrew 

This is a character from Harry Potter who was one of the four Marauders and everyone hates him. His animagus form is a rat and he is a rat on the basis that he sold information on James and Lily and Harry Potter's hiding place to Voldemort in exchange for his own life. Then he, who we hate, framed Sirius, who we love, for murdering 13 people and lived as a rat for the 12 years that Sirius was in the hell hole of Azkaban prison. In conclusion, we hate Peter, and Sirius never died in OotP.
Remus Lupin:
"No Harry it wasnt him, somebody did betray your parents but it was somebody who up until quite recently i belived to be dead."
Harry Potter:
"Who was it then?"
Sirius Black:
"Peter Pettigrew!"

Scene in the Shrieking Shack in the movie Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
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Peter's Coffin 

The opposite of Occam's Razor, it applies to situations where the most convoluted, elaborate explanation is the most likely to be true.

It's named in honor of Peter Coffin, who got famous for creating an incredibly complex labyrinth of lies in order to pretend he had lost his virginity. When some inconsistencies in his story became apparent, some people suggested bizarre explanations as a joke, but later the most ludicrous ones turned out to be true.
"Okay, so either Peter finally got a girlfriend, or he has dedicated the last few years of his life to the elaboration of a complex network of deception that involves a real size sex doll, thousands of dollars worth of girl's clothes, including custom made cosplay, dozens of sockpuppet accounts interacting with each other, several blogs and twitter accounts that he writes himself regularly, photo manipulation, stop motion animation, hiring a Scottish woman to record voice samples, dressing in drag, finding girls that looked like the doll and secretly taking pictures of them, stealing a baby, acquiring hospital equipment to use as props, and forging official documents, and he did all this despite he was caught years ago doing something similar and got publicly humiliated for it. Now seriously, what do you think is more likely?"

"By application of Peter's Coffin, the second hypothesis is the most likely."

A few days later...

"Oh my god! I can't believe it was all true! Peter's Coffin was right again!"
Peter's Coffin by MastermindX January 29, 2015
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Pete Best 

The drummer of the Beatles before he was replaced by Ringo Starr in 1962. There are a few debatable reasons as to why he was fired

1) Brian Epstein (the Beatles second manager) didn't like his drumming and asked the rest of the group to let him go

2) Pete wasn't that close to the rest of the group and thus made John, Paul and George feel uncomfortable around him.

and perhaps the most debatable reason of all...

3) John, Paul and George were jealous of Pete's good looks and were upset that he received more attention and praise from girls than the rest of the group.

Whatever the reason was, Pete Best was replaced by Ringo just as Brian Epstein began to transform the band into a sensation. It was reported that Pete tried to commit suicide years after he was fired, but a close relative managed to stop him. I do sympathize with him though because after all, how would you feel if you almost became one of the most famous musicians in the world?
Pete Best was the drummer of the Beatles from 1960-1962
Pete Best by Lady Orange July 4, 2010

the adventures of pete and pete

great live action nickelodeon tv show from the 90s about 2 brothers named pete . hillarious stars michael marona and danny tamberelli
The Adventures of Pete and Pete is so fucking awesome, go watch some episode on google video and youtube.
Pete Dorr is a Youtuber with a large gaming channel. He isn't like most gamers, in which he collects for ALL systems and doesn't restrict himself to current generation systems just because of graphics. He has over 58,000 subscribers. He enjoys a variety of genres from rpgs to platformers, and so on. Contrary to popular belief, he doesn't deal drugs to pay for the large amounts of games he purchases.
Damn, Pete Dorr just bought another 50 Xbox 360 games.
Pete Dorr by YellowLemonFish September 29, 2011

Anton Peter 

Anton is a gayish anal sex addict, who enjoys nothing more than to be penetrated by his boyfriends. He works part time at a prostate examination center for underaged boys. He is also very popular among BDSM producers as he is more than willing to have his balls spanked ferociously by old MILFs. Finally, to avoid an encounter with Anton Peter, it is recommended to stay away from Kindergartens, as he is often spotted loitering in that area. If you do happen to encounter Anton Peter on the streets, your best option is to clench your glutes and run, as he has very short legs and an even shorter penis.
A: why are you limping like that?
B: I encountered Anton Peter at the Kindergarten. My asshole is still bleeding

Peter Climieing 

The act of hacking a young girls webcam and spying on them.
"MOM, someone is Peter Climieing my computer"
Peter Climieing by Bru bruh January 22, 2015