Thunder-pumping

The act of vigorous masturbation, but only when it is so violent that anyone who hears it, assumes they are hearing rumpy-pumpy.

Person 1: I was totally thunder-pumping to your mom's Facebook last night
Person 2: ....

by JBizzle89 November 12, 2012

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Pole pumping

Male masturbation.

Mark's mum walked into his room and caught him pole pumping. She was initially horrified, but then started to enjoy the porn on the TV.

by Zonal K September 26, 2019

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Sticky Plumbing

When you cum in the sink till it clogs and overflows like a spunk shower

Hey bro how's it going I came in your sink

Bro you better be careful or we'll get some sticky plumbing

by Big Chazza October 5, 2020

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strumming while doing the plumbing

When you or your girl rub the clit during penetration.

I was giving it to her good and then start strumming while doing the plumbing, that really got her going!

by Flushfacker May 4, 2018

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cock pumping

Someone who gives others hand-jobs.

An insult.

If john pumps neds cock two days after bob has gotten his cock pumped by john 4 days after bobby had his cock pumped by shirley who was the first to pump dannys cock who then shot shirley and raped her dead body.

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Horatio called Lenny a cock-pumper for jizzing on his tooth-brush.

by BlackCloud March 2, 2004

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