minecraft hoe

Someone who whores themselves out for Minecraft or someone who can kill the ender dragon

Jakob is so obsessed with Minecraft. He's seriously such a minecraft hoe.

by kitten1016 July 30, 2017

Minecraft Fanboy

A neckbearded manbaby that bashes the game Fortnite because it's a "Baby Game". An incel who thinks it's edgy to hate on a modern popular game and cling to an old property. And they were the ones bullied for liking Minecraft.

Minecraft Fanboy: FoRtNitE BaD MiNeCrAfT gOoD!

Me:

by Petah Griffin February 22, 2021

Brown Bricks With Minecraft

When a celebrity or influencer tries and fails to relate to "the kids". In reference to Inspector Gadget Plays Minecraft

Sally: Did you see that guy on Instagram dabbing in 2019?

Bob: Brown Bricks with Minecraft moment, right there

by CaseyKat November 27, 2019

A Tribute to Minecraft

A YouTube video essay created by Jschlatt. Widely considered a modern masterpiece, He takes the viewer on a retrospective overview of the game Minecraft and how it left an impact on his life and maybe yours too.

Person A: "Have you seen A Tribute to Minecraft?"
Person B: "Yeah".

Person A: It's a shame the YouTube algorithm doesn't support that type of content anymore.

by malik823 February 28, 2021

Minecraft

A suitable alternative to some illegal substance.

Person 1: Wanna come round me and do come crack?
Person 2: I kicked that for Minecraft.
Person 1: What the fuck is that?
Person 2: Just a ga- FUCK A CREEPER!

by Minecrafterererererer April 23, 2011

Minecrafturbate

The act of playing Minecraft while masturbating.

I was going to do my homework last night, but I decided to minecrafturbate instead.

by Bartusi November 29, 2011

Minecraft

Legos on steroids, crack, and ecstasy.

With Zombies, Skeletons, and Screaming Floating Fire Monsters.

Wanna play with legos?
-FUCK THAT! I'VE GOT MINECRAFT NOW!

by KtWdA November 7, 2012